# New name game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [November 22, 2023, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537 "2023-11-22T15:49:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/1 "2023-11-22T15:49:08Z")

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Bored out of my skull this morning, I made up a game in which I invert the syllables in a multisyllabic person’s name. For some reason, it’s funniest with movie stars:

Lanc Burtaster  
Doug Kirklas  
Hoffin Dustman  
Fonry Henda  
Bauren Lacall  
Chaplie Charlin  
Pac Alcino  
Fara Mirrow  
Branlon Mardo

But you can do it with historical figures:

Wash Georgington  
Hamixander Alelton  
Lincraham Aboln

or authors:

Mailan Normer  
Pynchas Thomen  
Ephra Noron

It’s fun! Have a go!

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/2 "2023-11-22T17:21:32Z")

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Rooslin Frankevelt  
Truy Harrman  
Nixard Richon  
Clever Groveland  
Orack Babama  
Johndon Lynson  
Carmy Jimter

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/3 "2023-11-22T17:39:02Z")

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Dostoedor Feovsky  
W. G. Hells  
Stein Johnbeck  
Cromiver Olwell  
Nichard Rixon

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/4 "2023-11-22T17:40:54Z")

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I don’t why I find these funny but I do

Bophrey Humgart  
Garta Grebo  
Gab Clarkle  
Grary Cant  
Heparine Cathburn  
Jefferas Thomson  
Welson Orses  
Roosedore Theovelt

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/5 "2023-11-22T17:43:17Z")

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Shermes Hollock

Or is it

Hermes Sollock?

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/6 "2023-11-22T18:50:31Z")

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Donald E. Westlake did this in one of the Dortmunder novels. As a homage of sorts to hardboiled crime writer Jim Thompson, he named one of the characters Tom Jimson.

ETA: Or should I say Westald E. Donlake?

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/7 "2023-11-22T19:24:58Z")

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Plake Snisskin  
Parter Peker  
J. James Jonahson  
Mast Baterson  
Eger Robert  
Burrol Carnett  
Shepan Alherd  
Ebara Barden  
Taybeth Elizalor  
Soren Lophia

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/8 "2023-11-22T19:46:36Z")

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Cumedict Benberbatch

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/9 "2023-11-22T20:01:07Z")

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Dickely Emerson  
Whit Waltman  
Lenpoe Edgaral  
Foert Robst  
Willard Richbur  
Melman Herville  
Vid Goral  
Polson Jackock  
Piclo Pabasso  
Wardy Anhol  
Hitchfred Alcock  
Kubley Stanrick  
Mulon Esk

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/10 "2023-11-22T20:10:36Z")

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Speverend Rooner

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/11 "2023-11-22T20:12:11Z")

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Pepperfessor Proffewinkle

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/12 "2023-11-22T20:33:37Z")

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Stavester Syllone  
Henest Ermingway

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/13 "2023-11-22T22:10:20Z")

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Frigmund Seud  
Duvert Roball  
Roson Jabards  
Jackdrew Anson  
Dian Jodion  
Spruce Bingsteen  
Capman Truote  
Vonnert Kugut

The amazing thing, to me, is that I look at some of them, like Vonnert Kugut, right after I jumble them up and ask myself “Who the hell is that?”

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/14 "2023-11-22T22:13:08Z")

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Tronald Dump

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/15 "2023-11-22T22:27:21Z")

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Croesus Jist\*  
Brautard Richigan  
Heleph Josler  
Wordiam Willsworth  
Tarentin Quentino  
Monlyn Mariroe  
Trury Harman  
Glonny Danver  
Buonoangelo Michelroti  
Curty Tonis  
Lewy Jerris

- I know that’s not a last name

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**Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/16 "2023-11-23T14:40:07Z")

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Uni Johnitis  
Robbie Jackinson  
Mantey Mickle  
Suthald Donerland  
Chasica Jesstain  
Dafem Willoe  
Moson Jamoa  
Kidole Nicman  
Arsi Denaz  
Hayling Sterden  
Garcy Jeria  
Stauger Robach  
Ronda Linstadt

Maybe this is funnier to me than to anyone else?

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**Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/17 "2023-11-23T14:55:14Z")

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Columpher Christobus  
Manny Barilow  
Crew Darey

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**Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/18 "2023-11-23T15:38:45Z")

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Ramek Viviswamy doesn’t really work, does it?

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**Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/19 "2023-11-24T05:01:37Z")

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Shakiam Willspeare  
Melman Herville

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**Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game/993537/20 "2023-11-24T08:54:07Z")

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> [@gkster](#):
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> Melman Herville

I did old Melman in post #8.

The hard part is coming up with plausible sounding, if weird, names. The other hard part is looking at a name after you think it up and not being able to recognize who this strange person really is.

One of the best, most plausible names is almost perfect–if my harsh but fair rules didn’t apply I could move one “g” around to make a first name of “Ginseng” but I still like the name “Ginsen Allberg”–ain’t that a good one?

Other plausibles are “Coopy Garer” and “Lina Mosa.”

I’m also partial to “Bogdaner Petovich” and “Beatren Warty.” (His sister “Macley Shirlaine” is also pretty good.) “Wayce Brune,” “Kenny Teddedy,” “Karis Borloff,” “Tayland Hollor,” and “Roski Polanman” also have the ring of real (if weird) names.

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