# New names for Star Trek: Enterprise

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-names-for-star-trek-enterprise/135895>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 8, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-names-for-star-trek-enterprise/135895 "2002-11-08T16:02:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-names-for-star-trek-enterprise/135895/21 "2002-11-09T07:11:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> \*\*The Mild Kingdom: Each week the crew encounters a violently aggressive alien species; a certain amount of fighting and jumping about is involved until one of the crew remembers that those phase pistols have a Stun setting, too (inspired by the 11/6 episode… morons…).
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> Judging Jeffrey: Watch the exploits of the Starship Enterprise as its captain, Jeffrey Archer, imposes his own earth-centric morals on newly-discovered races. \*\*

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You mean, Judging Jonathan…?

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Trip Trek: A good ol’ boy who just wants to eat and fix stuff now and then finds the perfect venue for all two of his interests.

P.P.O.V. (Porthos’ Point Of View)–A cooped-up beagle’s perspective on an owner who yammers at him, the joys and pains of eating cheese, those rare moments of fresh air on other planets, and a total freaking nightmare one night in Sick Bay.

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-names-for-star-trek-enterprise/135895/22 "2002-11-09T15:15:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pythagras \*  
> \*\ ***Crap** brought to you by that guy who hated you and your trekieism after you refused to give him your biology homework in 10th grade so he made it his life goal to ruin the world for trekkies everywhere. \*\*

So THAT’S where Rick Berman came from!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-names-for-star-trek-enterprise/135895/23 "2002-11-09T16:04:59Z")

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_Enter the Dragon-Prise_

Same basic show, but with more kung-fu.

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