# new-ness! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123 "2002-10-27T17:00:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/241 "2005-04-27T18:42:35Z")
Okay, but we still need a few more. I would suggest taking one of **Hal** ’s robots, but that _never_ ends well. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/242 "2005-04-27T19:08:03Z")
Brain? Lobe? Mmmm…delicacies… : munch, munch : ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/243 "2005-04-27T19:12:07Z")
:eek: He’s eating **Sunspace** ’s brain! Stop him! :: tackles **harmless** :: (who apparently isn’t living up to his name. i suggest he be renamed **mostly harmless** ) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/244 "2005-04-27T19:12:35Z")
Awww, c’mon **Regallag**! What could be better than riding off into battle astride a majestic, gleaming RoboSquck? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/245 "2005-04-27T19:13:18Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Okay, but we still need a few more. I would suggest taking one of **Hal** ’s robots, but that _never_ ends well. I’ll come! I’m not afraid! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/246 "2005-04-27T19:14:21Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > i suggest he be renamed **mostly harmless** ) …and I suggest **SR47** take a look up **harmless** ’ skirt. :dubious: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/247 "2005-04-27T19:15:30Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I’ll come! I’m not afraid! I’ll bet you will! I bet you’re not! 😛 And **Spatial Rift 47**? Just so you know: harmless = OO 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/248 "2005-04-27T19:16:25Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I’ll come! I’m not afraid! [yoda] You will be…_you will be_… [/yoda] ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/249 "2005-04-27T19:20:22Z")
The Axe is a good guy, he’ll protect me. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/250 "2005-04-27T19:25:35Z")
u:Du **OO** | / \_/… \_ ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/251 "2005-04-27T19:28:56Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > u:Du > **OO** > | > / > \_/… \_ … good to know. so how _you_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/252 "2005-04-27T19:34:52Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > … good to know. > so how _you_ doin’? \*leaps upon **SP 47** , and kicks him \* \*\*harmless \*\* is _mine_! Mine, mine, mine! Hands off…don’t even dare to try to flirt. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/253 "2005-04-27T19:38:31Z")
Hey, if he get’s turned on by stick figures… :eek: Let him have 'em. 😛 : smooches **Anaamika** on her button nose : You know you’re my favorite, boo-boo kitty fuck. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/254 "2005-04-27T19:41:14Z")
Now, weren’t we about to go fight something? Or at the very least, tie **Daithi** ’s shoe laces together? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/255 "2005-04-27T19:42:44Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Hey, if he get’s turned on by stick figures… :eek: > Let him have 'em. 😛 > > : smooches **Anaamika** on her button nose : > You know you’re my favorite, boo-boo kitty fuck. 😉 All right. _calms down, pouting_ But he can’t get away with that! Let’s tie \*\*Daitha’s \*\* shoelaces together and \*then \* go to…er where are we going…oh right, the Vale! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/256 "2005-04-27T19:43:47Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Now, weren’t we about to go fight something? > Or at the very least, tie **Daithi** ’s shoe laces together? Dammit! I stopped falling for that last week! So to speak… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/257 "2005-04-27T20:01:32Z")
[Battle Call]Onward! Hurraaaagggghhhh! ::Thrusts fist into the air:: [/BC] :: Charges into Vale :: :: Turns around :: What’re all those looks for? Alright fine, no battle call. Let’s just get going. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/258 "2005-04-27T20:03:26Z")
After you, Mr. Dean. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/259 "2005-04-27T20:19:46Z")
:: surreptitiously ties **Daithi** ’s shoelaces together :: :: points and laughs as **Daithi** falls to the ground in a heap :: you’re a mean one, mr. grinch … ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/260 "2005-04-27T20:34:57Z")
Doh! When (if) I get these untied, I’m gonna cleave you a _new_ rift! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123.md?page=14)