# new-ness! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123 "2002-10-27T17:00:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/261 "2005-04-27T20:40:12Z")
Hey! What about me? Are you just going to _leave_ me here with my brain hanging out? Fine lot of ‘one for all and all for one’ adventurers _you_ turned out to be. _pout_ Besides, I still have the 1920’s-style “Death Ray”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/262 "2005-04-27T20:44:50Z")
While I don’t expect you to remember, what with all the brain damage, we’re doing this to find the Squid Wizard, to help tou. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/263 "2005-04-27T20:48:34Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Hey! What about me? Are you just going to _leave_ me here with my brain hanging out? Fine lot of ‘one for all and all for one’ adventurers _you_ turned out to be. _pout_ > > Besides, I still have the 1920’s-style “Death Ray”. 😃 Hold still… _performs flip-top brain surgery, pops Sunspace’s brains back into his skull with the skill of a pastry-chef tucking a crust_ Well, that’ll hold it for a short time only. Should be ambulatory. Worst case, shuffulatory. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/264 "2005-04-27T20:50:57Z")
Trust me, honey. I’m not leaving your lovely brains hanging out anywhere… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/265 "2005-04-27T20:57:30Z")
Well **Sunspace** , if you like, I _did_ tinker with inventing a RoboBrainSurgeon. It’s working pretty well, for a prototype. Care to give it a whirl? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/266 "2005-04-27T21:07:30Z")
Aaaahhh!!! _twitch_ _twitch_ Er, sorry. What were you saying? ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/267 "2005-04-27T21:09:32Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > _performs flip-top brain surgery, pops Sunspace’s brains back into his skull with the skill of a pastry-chef tucking a crust_ mmm … crusty brains … [/Homer] ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/268 "2005-04-27T21:25:29Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > :dubious: > **Haaaal**! > Don’t you touch my **picunurse** …that’ll call for an ass whoopin of the undead variety. > Stick to the newbies and the other experienced initiators. 😛 > Wait…did you ever get an official initiation thread, **picunurse**? Ahh, maybe I did… That early part is, well cloudy… See? I must have. But, I know **harmless** would never… Where’d ya go? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/269 "2005-04-27T21:28:44Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Trust me, honey. I’m not leaving your lovely brains hanging out anywhere… > 😃 **harmless** , these guys are… well, awfully open minded… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/270 "2005-04-27T21:43:43Z")
Isn’t it delicious? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/271 "2005-04-27T21:46:54Z")
Damn. I never know when people are being literal and when they’re being metaphorical… ---
**Author:** ![the4thmooncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce7236/32.png) [@the4thmooncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the4thmooncat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/272 "2005-04-27T21:49:32Z")
~wanders in~ So tired… Eyeh? What are all these people doing here? This place was empty the last time I looked. And what the heck is… ew… that’s disgusting… whatever it is, I didn’t make it. Really. ~looks for corner to sleep in~ Ew… not that one… ew, not that one either… what the heck did you people DO in here? Ah, that one’s clean… ~curls up in corner~ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/273 "2005-04-27T21:54:02Z")
Pssst! Everyone! Look at that one curled up in the corner…whaddya think the odds are that someone with a post count of 31 has been initiated? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![the4thmooncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce7236/32.png) [@the4thmooncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the4thmooncat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/274 "2005-04-27T21:57:07Z")
~ear twitches~ Oh, is that what this is all about then? You’ll have to catch me first. ~shifts closer to hole in wall~ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/275 "2005-04-27T22:17:54Z")
: drops from the ceiling and flattens **the4thmooncat** : [elmira] Kitty! [/e] ---
**Author:** ![the4thmooncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce7236/32.png) [@the4thmooncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the4thmooncat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/276 "2005-04-27T22:21:39Z")
What the- ~splat~ ~pokes claw into **harmless** ~ Please get off. ~koff~ I’m trying to sleep… and I can’t breathe with you lying on me… ~koffkoffHACK~ Freaking hairballs. ~mutters~ Couldja move so I can get this thing out of my throat? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/277 "2005-04-27T22:25:48Z")
: peers down **the4thmooncat** ’s throat and pokes at the uvula : I think that’s supposed be in there. ---
**Author:** ![the4thmooncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce7236/32.png) [@the4thmooncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the4thmooncat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/278 "2005-04-27T22:29:56Z")
~HACK~ ~hacks up hairball onto **harmless** ~ Oops… sorry about that… Yeah, that’s supposed to be there, but _that_ isn’t. ~pokes at hairball~ Of course, if you keep poking that thing that is supposed to be there, I might end up barfing. So if you don’t mind… [sub]of course if you like cat puke, go right ahead and keep on poking.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/279 "2005-04-27T22:59:43Z")
Urm…its a little dark in here…And my head hurts… That damn **SR47** guy left me in the dark. I think I here voices…hey whats that light over there… _Pricks ears_ (ouch) Sounds like a cat coughing up a hairball…hmmm 😕 This will take some investigating…I need to find that lovely Kythereia… _Ponders the thought of a Cheshire cat…_ After all this, I’m so glad I didnt have an initiation…I mean…what an initiation!..I…uh…had…yes… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/280 "2005-04-27T23:06:27Z")
Crap, **Atheist Princess** is still down there? Totally forgot. How ungentlemanly of me. :: goes back into the Vale and carries the **Princess** upstairs :: that’s my chivalrous act for the decade [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123.md?page=15)