# new-ness! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123 "2002-10-27T17:00:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/681 "2005-05-16T23:13:32Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > What, no applicants? > > Ok, well, I’m hanging the keys to the _Evil Overlord Control Room Of Evil_ on this pegboard. First one to grab 'em gets to run the complex for the week. > > See ya all on Sunday! 😃 > Oh, and don’t think about trying to lock me out for when I get back…I have backdoors in every system. Keys. Mine. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/682 "2005-05-17T02:07:06Z")
Uh oh. (Dang. See what happens when IRL you go out to dinner with some friends…) ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/683 "2005-05-17T02:35:37Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Uh oh. > > (Dang. See what happens when IRL you go out to dinner with some friends…) Hey! I’m rather nice, you don’t see me sending weird mutant creatures out into villages and such… ☹ I’d make a good leader…I’m am a **Princess** after all ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2005, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/684 "2005-05-17T08:08:40Z")
But… but… _I_ wanted to send out bizarre mutant creatures and such… Um. I’ve said too much. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/685 "2005-05-17T12:23:29Z")
By the way, **Princess** , what are your plans for today? ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/686 "2005-05-17T12:39:01Z")
Yeah, chief - what’s in store? We got any newbies lined up? ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/687 "2005-05-17T13:41:48Z")
I can’t believe I leave this thread for a mere week or so, and there’s already new leadership. New leaders are normally not ready to be completely in control… Pssst…If anyone wants to plan a coup, let me know–but make sure **Princess** doesn’t find out. ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/688 "2005-05-18T06:20:57Z")
HEY! I heard that :mad: Agenda is as follows: 1. Find a place in this damn castle that we can all be safe. 2. Think about what food we want and figure out how to get the CHUD’s to make it for us 3. Look for some poor, innocent newbie to des…i mean…initiate **Sunspace** , you can still do those things honey, just not on my watch 😃 ---
**Author:** ![the4thmooncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce7236/32.png) [@the4thmooncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the4thmooncat)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/689 "2005-05-18T23:24:31Z")
[sub]\~mutters something about the evil School Monster~\[/sub] ~from the top of the stairs~ PIZZA! If you don’t get up here soon I’ll eat it all! ~looks at walls, looks at claws~ C’mon dammit. I’m tired of being ignored. Yes, there really is pizza. ~eats a slice~ > [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > Hey, were-cat, have you had your Advantage yet? We’re coming up to flea season… Yes. Yes, I have. In fact, all fleas now refuse to come within 5 miles of me. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/690 "2005-05-19T01:04:42Z")
> [@the4thmooncat](#): > > [sub]\~mutters something about the evil School Monster~\[/sub] > > ~from the top of the stairs~ PIZZA! If you don’t get up here soon I’ll eat it all! > > ~looks at walls, looks at claws~ C’mon dammit. I’m tired of being ignored. > > Yes, there really is pizza. ~eats a slice~ > Yes. Yes, I have. In fact, all fleas now refuse to come within 5 miles of me. Please don’t send them my way. \>scratches at the very idea of fleas\< ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/691 "2005-05-19T01:46:49Z")
Pizza. Yay 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/692 "2005-05-19T02:17:56Z")
OK, everybody, I’m back from sacking the village with the Hoard. It took a while, but my boys needed a workout after sacking France. So, guessing from the fact that **Princess** is swinging the “Evil Keys” around, I missed a little bit. But I smell pizza, so it can’t be that bad. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/693 "2005-05-19T02:52:58Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > OK, everybody, I’m back from sacking the village with the Hoard. It took a while, but my boys needed a workout after sacking France. Well, dang. There goes my idea of, y’know, actually making _friends_ with them… > [@](#): > > So, guessing from the fact that **Princess** is swinging the “Evil Keys” around, I missed a little bit. But I smell pizza, so it can’t be that bad. It has tentacles. I don’t know how or why, but it has tentacles. [sub]Other than the tentacles, it wasn’t half bad…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/694 "2005-05-19T03:21:52Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Well, dang. There goes my idea of, y’know, actually making _friends_ with them… Care for a looted cigar? Or perhaps a sip from this looted barrel of porter? :: takes a bite of looted roast beef :: Ahhh… the taste of loot and plunder. ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/695 "2005-05-19T03:31:55Z")
Yes, I’m in charge. But it’s not all that bad…I’ve organised for some chocolate, beer, and a few dvd’s to be delivered 😃 Swing one of those cigars this way if you don’t mind **Axe** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/696 "2005-05-19T03:45:29Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > Yes, I’m in charge. But it’s not all that bad…I’ve organised for some chocolate, beer, and a few dvd’s to be delivered 😃 > > Swing one of those cigars this way if you don’t mind **Axe** 🙂 :: Hands **Princess** a cigar :: Are they _EVIL_ dvds? Cuz, you are, y’know, the interim _evil_ overlord. ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/697 "2005-05-19T03:56:59Z")
Thanks 🙂 Urm…I’m kinda not so good on the evil part…I did get some teen scream for that specific purpose just incase by boat floated that way 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/698 "2005-05-19T05:05:23Z")
Well, you could be really evil and screen Leslie Stevens’ _Incubus_, for instance, in which William Shatner proves that he can’t act in Esperanto either… Or how about Disney’s _The Black Hole_? ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/699 "2005-05-19T05:37:41Z")
::shrug:: And/Or ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/700 "2005-05-19T12:02:08Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Or how about Disney’s _The Black Hole_? Ooh! Evil! I have to cover my eyes when the big mean robot chews through the book into the guys chest with the whirling blades… ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123.md?page=36)