# new-ness! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123 "2002-10-27T17:00:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/941 "2005-06-14T18:33:33Z")
\>\>chuckles and opens canola oil…\<\< ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/942 "2005-06-14T18:35:46Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > \>\>chuckles and opens canola oil…\<\< Ah. Then, **hawkeyejo** , I do recommend \*you \* should be the one getting nekkid. And quickly, by the looks of it. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/943 "2005-06-14T23:42:04Z")
On that note: **TREBOUCHET FIRE!** ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/944 "2005-06-15T02:26:44Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > On that note: > > **TREBOUCHET FIRE!** …and he’s over the uprights… …and it’s _GOOD!_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/945 "2005-06-15T02:32:36Z")
Wow, was he supposed to go \*that \* far? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/946 "2005-06-15T02:40:57Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Wow, was he supposed to go \*that \* far? I understand the canola oil is intended, at least partly, for lubrication. ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/947 "2005-06-15T05:04:51Z")
What else is it intended for 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/948 "2005-06-15T05:21:45Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > What else is it intended for 😉 Well, it also helps during the cooking phase. ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/949 "2005-06-15T05:44:24Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Well, it also helps during the cooking phase. Oh… :o ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/950 "2005-06-16T14:52:42Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > I understand the canola oil is intended, at least partly, for lubrication. I thought we were just trying to cut down on our saturated fat intake… ---
**Author:** ![hawkeyejo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@hawkeyejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawkeyejo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/951 "2005-06-16T15:15:03Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Well, it also helps during the cooking phase. Lay your filthy hands off me, you beasts. And bring me the virgin… …olive oil. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/952 "2005-06-16T15:38:03Z")
Popeye might have a few words to say about that… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/953 "2005-06-16T15:45:03Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Popeye might have a few words to say about that… S8nerk\* You guys \*slay \* me. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/954 "2005-06-16T15:54:09Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You guys \*slay \* me. I thought that was the job of the Genetically-Engineered Improbabilities? ---
**Author:** ![hawkeyejo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@hawkeyejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawkeyejo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/955 "2005-06-16T16:01:55Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > S8nerk\* > > You guys \*slay \* me. Cannibalism, snuff - what’s next, coprophagia? I puke at your unworthiness of my nudity. Whatever that means. And where’s my virgin? I have decided that instead of an extra virgin olive oil, i’ll go with the extra virgin Natalie Portman. You have till the end of the day to deliver, or else… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/956 "2005-06-16T16:07:53Z")
Well, I think there may still be a spare Extra-Virgin RoboNatalie Portman in one of the storerooms somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/957 "2005-06-16T16:09:51Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Well, I think there may still be a spare Extra-Virgin RoboNatalie Portman in one of the storerooms somewhere… A _spare_??? What did you do with the other ones? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/958 "2005-06-16T16:44:36Z")
E-Bay, what else? Any idea what the overhead on this place is? Thank god for fanboys wanting a Padme of their very own. But hey, if you want this one, here’s the remote. Of course, “spare” might not be the term I was looking for. “Prototype with pointy gears in certain, unfortunate areas” might be more accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/959 "2005-06-16T16:58:25Z")
**Hal** , you sick, twisted man. Funny, but still twisted. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123/960 "2005-06-16T17:04:26Z")
Say, **Hal** , you don’t happen to have a RoboUma Thurman with chainsaws for hands and laserbeams for eyes, do you? I’m just askin’! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-ness/134123.md?page=49)