# New news network guaranteed to reveal the worst of Trump

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [September 22, 2026, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267 "2026-09-22T02:17:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/1 "2026-09-22T02:17:58Z")

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Coming to you on YouTube 24/7. Everything Trump does.

> **[TRUMP TV: The Essentials Station](https://www.whitehouse.gov/videos/trump-tv-the-essentials-station/)**
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> Watch the Trump Administration’s biggest moments all in one place. Top videos, major remarks, and must-see highlights streaming 24/7 and updated in real time. Stay informed and stay up to date!

> Watch the Trump Administration’s biggest moments all in one place. Top videos, major remarks, and must-see highlights streaming 24/7 and updated in real time. Stay informed and stay up to date!"

Surely a total coincidence that it’s debuting just after the networks pulled out of the 24/7 news pool. Doubleplusgood.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/2 "2026-09-22T02:29:51Z")

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> _ **The following takes place between 4:00 p.m. and 5:00 p.m.** _

**Trump:** “zzzzzzz…”

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**Author:** ![Jas09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jas09](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jas09)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/3 "2026-09-22T02:37:32Z")

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I guess Ministry of Truth was taken?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/4 "2026-09-22T02:47:40Z")

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I can see it now:

CNN: New development in Mideast conflict.  
Politico: Tight House and Senate races in swing states.  
MSNow: Private aircraft crashes in Texas.  
AP: Britain looking for associate membership in EU, similar to Canada’s.  
NYT: Albany reconsidering funding for data center in Utica.  
WaPo: Metro looking into expanding routes.

Trump TV: Dear Leader Trump Builds Glorious New Tractor Factory in Iowa.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/5 "2026-09-22T03:32:15Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> AP: Britain looking for associate membership in EU, similar to Canada’s.

AP: UK asks for a do-over because nobody believed what’s happening is possible at all, let alone because of one individual.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/6 "2026-09-22T03:37:28Z")

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I thought we already had such a channel. It’s called OANN, or Newsmax.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/7 "2026-09-22T04:08:24Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> It’s called OANN, or Newsmax.

Yes, but _this_ is undoubtedly directly lining Trump’s coffers.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/8 "2026-09-22T06:23:00Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> but _this_ is undoubtedly directly lining Trump’s coffers.

Back in 2016, there was a lot of talk about how Trump wasn’t really interested in being president, he just wanted to build his brand and start his own TV network. And now he gets to follow his grift. Since it is officially associated with the White House, what will happen to Trump TV if/when he is no longer president? Can he keep it like the Qatari jet?

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**Author:** ![leahcim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b4bc9f/32.png) [@leahcim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leahcim)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/9 "2026-09-22T14:46:50Z")

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> [@Jas09](#):
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> I guess Ministry of Truth was taken?

I mean, “Truth Social” is already a thing. That’s already a little too “on the nose” for a 1984 reference.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/10 "2026-09-22T21:14:04Z")

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Why is this on YouTube? I thought Truth Social was going to transition to a video streaming service.

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/11 "2026-09-22T22:27:50Z")

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> [@dougrb](#):
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> I thought Truth Social was going to transition to a video streaming service.

Well when it comes to Trump and his plans, you know what _thought_ did.

(NSFW punchline spoiler-coded, in case anyone hasn’t heard this one before):

Shit his entire ass and _thought_ he didn’t.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/12 "2026-09-22T22:29:09Z")

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> [@dougrb](#):
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> Why is this on YouTube? I thought Truth Social was going to transition to a video streaming service.

Built-in reach, I suspect. You don’t have to have a Truth Social account to be able to see Trump’s trash on YouTube.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/13 "2026-09-22T22:36:27Z")

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Transition? Truth _Social_? Huh, I’d like to see that. To the music of YMCA or Diana Ross and trump’s signature dance moves.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/14 "2026-09-23T00:21:45Z")

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Just in case any of you leftist troublemakers get any cute ideas, be it known that comments have been turned off.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/15 "2026-09-23T00:36:03Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> Coming to you on YouTube 24/7.

I don’t know what the hold up is, but no Trump TV yet. Is this a “2 week” thing?

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/16 "2026-09-23T01:25:35Z")

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Just go to YouTube and search on Trump TV. It’s not one thing, but a series of videos.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/17 "2026-09-23T01:40:19Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> Just in case any of you leftist troublemakers get any cute ideas, be it known that comments have been turned off.

Probably a good idea. I’m sure they would be scathing if they were allowed.

Though I’m sure that Natalie will show Trump Photoshopped images of the YouTube page, where all the comments are made up, and all praise the genius of Trump. He’ll believe it, of course.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/18 "2026-09-23T03:42:16Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> Just go to YouTube and search on Trump TV. It’s not one thing, but a series of videos.

I thought it was supposed to be livestreaming of current Trump BS, but no, it’s non-stop “greatest hits” videos? That should have the red cappers glued to Youtube!

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/19 "2026-09-23T03:44:57Z")

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Will the channel be monetized? Will the proceeds go directly into DJT’s personal bank account?

He’s monetized (by definition) Truth Social, and it’s genuinely become the official communications channel of the White House, so …

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-news-network-guaranteed-to-reveal-the-worst-of-trump/1033267/20 "2026-09-23T11:53:20Z")

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Well I for one am looking forward to some insightful journalism; regularly holding the Trump administration to account. If I know Trump, he won’t settle for any less than the highest levels of integrity.  
Day one will be coverage of the Epstein files, I expect.

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