# New pics of THOR costume.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 3, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819 "2010-06-03T19:20:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/1 "2010-06-03T19:20:34Z")

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[Ain’t It Cool’s got 'em](http://www.aintitcool.com/node/45335).

What do you think? Me, I’m in Geek Heaven right about now.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/2 "2010-06-03T19:24:18Z")

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No winged helmet? ☹

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/3 "2010-06-03T19:27:09Z")

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Yuck. Biker Thor with leathers and motorcycle policeman boots. It’s like they wanted to slap as much black leather and black rubber on him as possible. The [classic Thor costume](http://moderateinthemiddle.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/thor.jpg)is almost nowhere to be seen. His yellow tiger stripe boots are classics.

Covering up his arms is also (IMO) kind of a pussy move.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/4 "2010-06-03T19:28:54Z")

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It looks like YuppieThor in a Brooks Brothers suit.

Yuk.

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**Author:** ![prodicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@prodicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/prodicus)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/5 "2010-06-03T19:31:40Z")

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Not good. His costume should look a lot less modern, and handcrafted.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/6 "2010-06-03T19:33:14Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> It looks like YuppieThor in a Brooks Brothers suit.
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> Yuk.

It _is_ kind of “suity”.

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/7 "2010-06-03T19:35:50Z")

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The costume isn’t that bad but the hammer is way too small.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/8 "2010-06-03T19:36:04Z")

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Obviously you don’t want the classic comic book Thor costume, but the solution is to go in the direction of period Viking. That’s way too costume-y.

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/9 "2010-06-03T19:40:07Z")

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It looks too clean and streamlined. I hope they dirty it up.

Personally, I would have preferred the Ultimate costume.

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**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/10 "2010-06-03T20:06:11Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> It _is_ kind of “suity”.

_Very_ suit-like. No, doesn’t work for me.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/11 "2010-06-03T20:23:04Z")

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> Very suit-like. No, doesn’t work for me.

That’s about what I said in the Captain America thread, too.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/12 "2010-06-03T20:46:07Z")

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Something about the glowing hammer with that costume and beard makes it look like they’re remaking _Repo Man_, but with truckers.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/13 "2010-06-03T20:48:28Z")

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That’s actually very close to Thor’s current costume (including the covered up arms with the leaf-mail type stuff).

I _hate_ the boots though. Give him leather/fur boots and I’m ok with the costume.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/14 "2010-06-03T20:52:36Z")

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The boots should be wrapped leather thongs, not pirate boots with sneaker soles.

Ugh!

and that hammer looks like it woudl shatter if you hit anything with it.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/15 "2010-06-03T20:52:59Z")

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See [here](http://www.milehighcomics.com/cgi-bin/backissue.cgi?action=fullsize&issue=87390628481%203%20VARIANT) for a pic of his current outfit (which I prefer. Kirby’s was too super-hero-y. This new version is a great compromise, keeping the good stuff from Kirby but looking a little less “1964-ish”)

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/16 "2010-06-03T20:54:43Z")

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Why does Cap look so much huskier and muscle-bound than Thor? That ain’t right!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/17 "2010-06-03T21:05:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Not good. His costume should look a lot less modern, and handcrafted.

I agree. This costume looks too much like Judge Dredd. Thor shouldn’t look futuristic.

And the hammer should be bigger. It shouldn’t look like a one-handed tool.

The lack of helmet I can see. The wings are probably one of those things that look good in a comic book but just don’t work in real life.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/18 "2010-06-03T21:12:30Z")

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> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#):
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> No winged helmet? ☹

No _Hat Of The Gods™?_

It cannot be!

Forsooth! It sucketh!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/19 "2010-06-03T21:22:12Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Obviously you don’t want the classic comic book Thor costume, but the solution is to go in the direction of period Viking. That’s way too costume-y.

First of all, why don’t I want the classic comic-book Thor costume? Secondly, why is it obvious that I don’t want it?

Of course I want it. I also want Thor to be clean-shaven. And I always thought of him as just wearing a sleeveless shirt. The implication that a god needs armor strikes me as somewhat blasphemous.

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**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-pics-of-thor-costume/541819/20 "2010-06-03T21:38:47Z")

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If the character is indeed the mythical god of thunder (trapped in a mortal body) rather than some mortal that just gets imbued with his power, the costume looks to contemporarily stylized to me.

I very much want to see something akin to godly-dressed viking. The garb should look like it has been around for millennia. Iron, not plastic. Some indication of old-world clasps, knots or buckles.

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