# New President Trump Riddle **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-president-trump-riddle/777064 "2017-01-13T20:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-president-trump-riddle/777064/1 "2017-01-13T20:25:50Z")
I don’t see where anyone else has posted this one, but I heard what I considered an awesome riddle at lunchtime (the English teachers here are very liberal and very vulgar!). Warning: this riddle only works when you TELL it, not when you write it. But I’m pretty sure you’ll share this one. Q: What’s the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Donald Trump has never had a Garbanzo bean on his face. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-president-trump-riddle/777064/2 "2017-01-13T20:37:59Z")
Pretty sure someone made that joke on this board the other day. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-president-trump-riddle/777064/3 "2017-01-13T23:43:49Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Donald Trump has never had a Garbanzo bean on his face. I wouldn’t be surprised if a Russian had, though. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-president-trump-riddle/777064/4 "2017-01-14T00:46:36Z")
Here’s a riddle: what has two thumbs and wonders whether he’s ever going to stop having a visceral reaction of pure revulsion and disbelief every time he sees or hears the words “President Trump”? ---
**Author:** ![Me\_Billy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Me\_Billy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Billy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-president-trump-riddle/777064/5 "2017-01-14T18:14:58Z")
That’s a good one! This guy keeps 'em coming… Late Show: Jokes About This Story Present **A Golden Opportunity** (Begins about 2:30) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Bn6hAD_1Xr0/hqdefault.jpg "Jokes About This Story Present A Golden Opportunity") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn6hAD_1Xr0) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-president-trump-riddle/777064/6 "2017-01-14T18:28:03Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Here’s a riddle: what has two thumbs and wonders whether he’s ever going to stop having a visceral reaction of pure revulsion and disbelief every time he sees or hears the words “President Trump”? This guy. - points thumbs at myself ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-president-trump-riddle/777064/7 "2017-01-16T15:15:43Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Warning: this riddle only works when you TELL it, not when you write it. But I’m pretty sure you’ll share this one. Nah, it works fine. You did it right–spelling out the pun for what people think it is, rather than ruining the punchline. ’ I bet that it will be high up on Reddit’s /r/funny soon, if it’s not already there. ---
**Author:** ![Sigene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sigene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigene)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-president-trump-riddle/777064/8 "2017-01-16T17:56:14Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Nah, it works fine. You did it right–spelling out the pun for what people think it is, rather than ruining the punchline. > ’ > I bet that it will be high up on Reddit’s /r/funny soon, if it’s not already there. Been there…already faded away