# New punchlines to old jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 27, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-punchlines-to-old-jokes/362329 "2006-06-27T08:09:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-punchlines-to-old-jokes/362329/1 "2006-06-27T08:09:20Z")
Let’s come up with some new punchlines to old jokes that most everyone knows. I’ll get the ball rolling. KNOCK-KNOCK (Who’s there?) Banana. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) Banana. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) _Baa-naa-naaaa naaaa, naa naa naa, heyheyheyyyy, goooodbye!_ ---
**Author:** ![Otanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Otanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanx)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-punchlines-to-old-jokes/362329/2 "2006-06-27T08:44:44Z")
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the wi-fi signal was of unsufficient strength on his side of the road to connect to the POP3 server so he could get his email. -Otanx ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-punchlines-to-old-jokes/362329/3 "2006-06-27T12:16:52Z")
Rectum? Based on the theoretical implications of quantum tunnelling interfering with possible graviton fluctuations across the strings of 11th dimensional space/time, he almost experienced total existance failure!