# New rule about games..and a new game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587 "2000-12-08T05:15:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/1 "2000-12-08T05:15:39Z")
I think we should limit the number of games posted by a single person to 400. Sorry SqrlCub but now you’re gonna have to cut back. It’s official, no more than 400 games per week. Just kidding…or am I. Your games are great…Just kidding…or am I. This game is the “confuse the hell out of everybody who tries to read the thread.” Any method is employable. You can… change word spelling. switch word sequences. drug readers with chloroform. speak in a Yoda-esque style. whatever you want goes. Just don’ut squirrel the beat and the pell-o jurple. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/2 "2000-12-08T05:18:49Z")
steeljaw, when are you going to return my pants? Pink paper pen tissues. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/3 "2000-12-08T05:20:37Z")
Cellular? Scooter my daisy heads. * * * Hey, you look like a smart guy, wanna buy a cape? ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/4 "2000-12-08T06:04:15Z")
…so he says “Rectum!? It went up so far that it damn near KILLED him!!”. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/5 "2000-12-08T06:12:13Z")
?flower the to happened What .petals tzu-tzu’s with hell The ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/6 "2000-12-08T06:18:33Z")
Spaghetti? Sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Tie-Dye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/7 "2000-12-08T08:08:43Z")
Well I think a big plastic candy cane is worth a taco ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/8 "2000-12-08T10:31:07Z")
Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy Make my eyes light up, my tummy say howdy Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy I can’t get enough of that wondeful stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/9 "2000-12-08T10:39:51Z")
“When waxing with floss one must remeber that walruses have purple keychains. And further to more, no one will be with out for they are none inside, save for the twice round from other bits.” ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/10 "2000-12-08T10:45:34Z")
This reminds me a lot of [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49959) thread. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/11 "2000-12-08T13:34:29Z")
Actually, this thread reminded me immediately of [**ssskuggiii** and his amazingly ambiguous “joke”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49883). But **Badtz** _is_ correct about [that thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49959). ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/12 "2000-12-08T13:54:19Z")
Does this look infected to you? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/13 "2000-12-08T14:12:45Z")
Where is the **copymonkey**? And what is the **copymonkey**? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/14 "2000-12-08T14:20:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*Where is the **copymonkey**? > And what is the **copymonkey**? > \*\* I can’t believe I’m going to be able to use [this](http://www.playlink.com/staff/dfox/monkey.htm) two posts in a row. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/15 "2000-12-08T14:43:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy > Make my eyes light up, my tummy say howdy > Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy > I can’t get enough of that wondeful stuff. > \*\* True, and, in addition, let me add: Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla, brawla sooit, Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla sooit. Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla, brawla sooit, Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla sooit. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/16 "2000-12-08T15:44:12Z")
My eyes itch. It must be the Russians again. Shhhh! Did you hear that? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/17 "2000-12-08T16:01:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bottle of Smoke \* > \*\*My eyes itch. > It must be the Russians again. > > Shhhh! Did you hear that? \*\* ::puts on tinfoil hat and listens:: ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/18 "2000-12-08T16:05:13Z")
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head He said I’d need treatment but I’m not that easily led He said I was the type that was most inclined when out of his sight to be out of my mind - And he thought I was nuts No more ifs or ands or buts. They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas But I knew what was happenin’ - I knew I was a genius. What’s so strange when you know that you’re a wizard at three? I knew that this was meant to be. Well I heard little children are supposed to sleep tight And that’s why I got into the bottle one night My parents got frantic didn’t know what to do But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to now - Do you think I was crazy? I may have been only three but I was swingin’! They all said \ They all said Edison and also an Einstein But why should I feel sorry if they just couldn’t understand the idiomatic logic that went on in my head? I had a brain it was insane Oh they used to laugh at me when I refused to ride on those double-decker buses Because there was no driver on the top. (Man, this chick is twisted!) My analyst told me that I was right out of my head But I said dear doctor I think that it’s you instead Because I have got a thing that’s unique and new To prove that I’ll have the last laugh on you 'Cuz instead of one head - I’ve got two! And you know that two heads are better than one… ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/19 "2000-12-08T16:09:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*Where is the **copymonkey**? > And what is the **copymonkey**? > \*\* I know who the **copymonkey** is. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/20 "2000-12-08T16:10:42Z")
Help! I’ve locked myself out of your head. Please let me in. Sincerely, -Your brain [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587.md?page=2)