# New rule about games..and a new game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587 "2000-12-08T05:15:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/21 "2000-12-08T18:25:47Z")
The soccer trophy is in the library of cheese. El trofeo de futbol esta en la biblioteca de quesa. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/22 "2000-12-08T18:40:32Z")
Lather, rinse, repeat. At what point do you stop? Or do you just wait for the police to show up? ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/23 "2000-12-08T18:42:46Z")
[Go](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49865&pagenumber=1) ---
**Author:** ![Deacons\_Trucked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Deacons\_Trucked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deacons_Trucked)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/24 "2000-12-09T00:29:05Z")
Hi, I’m Frank. Call this number (1-900-WID-SNAP)and talk to me. I’ll talk sexy, I’ll read various things out of Stravinsky’s books: The Nine Apples of Death, The Third Mark of the Moon, and Seventeen Children Wrapped in a Cheesecloth Dangled Over a Cesspool. The one, the only Cheesecloth Man!!! I’ve gotta get to the store and buy my book real quick! Oh shit, I’m goin backwards 'cause the gravitational laws havent been created yet! “I’m Einstein. Please dont talk about gravitation in my presence. I’m spinning in my grave!” ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/25 "2000-12-09T01:05:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Connor \* > **Actually, this thread reminded me immediately of [url=“[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49883](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49883)”]ssskuggiii and his amazingly ambiguous “joke”[/url** I’m a\*\* she\*\*, and well, there is no way I can just grow a penis and become a hermaphrodite right now. [Chris wouldn’t like it. ;)] ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/26 "2000-12-10T13:30:35Z")
MBUP! ---
**Author:** ![UrbanShocker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/eb9ed0/32.png) [@UrbanShocker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanShocker)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/27 "2000-12-10T13:48:47Z")
Stop it! _slap_ Stop it! _slap_ Stop it! _slap_ Gotta stop you and your revolutionaries from taking over this country! …and, as you can see, ammonia truly is its own best friend! _Tell my wife I lov–_ ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/28 "2000-12-10T17:19:54Z")
Monkey dictionary juice, all inside my fingernail! Swimming. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/29 "2000-12-11T10:25:06Z")
Easy is too much, time do this usually. Never seen do before you it if why not think? HA! Do BETTER much listen when call horse you! Dance, not fruit if slippery top! Think not if when buying, says gold if the when. Why drink Dew they not elevator, shoe a since how? SIGH! New York ask arm taking. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/30 "2000-12-11T11:23:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homer \* > \*\*Easy is too much, time do this usually. Never seen do before you it if why not think? HA! Do BETTER much listen when call horse you! Dance, not fruit if slippery top! Think not if when buying, says gold if the when. Why drink Dew they not elevator, shoe a since how? SIGH! New York ask arm taking. > > –Tim \*\* Oui, mais le singe est dans l’arbre Honky-tonk badgercake. Flan? Large one. Nice. ---
**Author:** ![Darkwind\_K\_Sheyna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Darkwind\_K\_Sheyna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkwind_K_Sheyna)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587/31 "2000-12-21T04:43:52Z")
You’re sitting in it now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rule-about-games-and-a-new-game/44587.md?page=1)