# New Rules Apply And I'll Tell You What They Are **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 13, 2011, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198 "2011-02-13T07:48:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/21 "2011-02-13T09:28:18Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Ooh, I found [Kyla’s post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13461330&postcount=93), no thanks to crack addled twat baby over there. Jesus, is he ever a dumbass. > > Lemme see if I can explain it to you. Your rolling eyes at Boehner’s comment that if Hawaii says Obama is legit then Boehner says that he’s legit implies that you don’t feel Hawaii is capable of deciding whether or not someone was born within the borders of Hawaii. I.E. that you hate Hawaii. This is understandable to anyone who was not dropped on their head several times as a baby which is why I realize that you don’t get it. \*\*Champion-of-Truth \*\*doesn’t know the difference between ad-libbing and paraphrasing. I’ll give him a [hint](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13461391&postcount=101). ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/22 "2011-02-13T09:32:17Z")
I have two questions: 1. Has there ever been another poster with such an insanely high post count in only a few days? 2. Is there a reason that this guy can’t figure out how to quote people properly? I mean, when you click the quote button, the board software automatically labels the quote with the posters name. And yet, every time he quotes someone he strips their name out and then adds it again above the quote. What’s with that? ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/23 "2011-02-13T09:36:40Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > Is there a reason that this guy can’t figure out how to quote people properly? I mean, when you click the quote button, the board software automatically labels the quote with the posters name. And yet, every time he quotes someone he strips their name out and then adds it again above the quote. What’s with that? He’s a fucking 'tard? ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/24 "2011-02-13T09:41:24Z")
> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#): > > He’s a fucking 'tard? True. But most 'tards are stupid and lazy. This just seems like a weird way of adding more effort to the posting process. Of course, given his posting frequency, he is clearly not adverse to putting effort into being stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/25 "2011-02-13T09:46:21Z")
Well, I did suggest earlier in one of the threads the **Champ** has been pooping in that his behavior could have something to do with chugging cough syrup while popping diet pills… That would explain the rather exuberant frothing at the mouth, no? ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/26 "2011-02-13T09:49:16Z")
> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#): > > Well, I did suggest earlier in one of the threads the **Champ** has been pooping in that his behavior could have something to do with chugging cough syrup while popping diet pills… > That would explain the rather exuberant frothing at the mouth, no? Nah, that quality of frothing at the mouth would require popping a whole box of Polident. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/27 "2011-02-13T10:00:00Z")
Was Champion-of-Truth truthful in college or did he go straight from high school to the NTL? ---
**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/28 "2011-02-13T10:30:04Z")
I miss rape month, tard month just doesn’t hold the same allure. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/29 "2011-02-13T10:34:04Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > Has there ever been another poster with such an insanely high post count in only a few days? Yes, [**Kythereia**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). For a sustained period after she started posting here, her PPD count were solidly above 100. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/30 "2011-02-13T10:48:14Z")
[Quote=Champion-of-Truth] Ok, new rules for those who want to debate me. [/Quote] Nah, too difficult. I’ll just point and laugh instead. Also, what is a ‘liberal emotion?’ ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/31 "2011-02-13T10:53:07Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Also, what is a ‘liberal emotion?’ You know, like a regular emotion, only more liberal… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198/32 "2011-02-13T10:57:00Z")
I think we’ve got more than enough threads active about **Champion\_of\_Truth** at the moment. I’m closing this one. **Champion** , if you haven’t got your daily quota of shouting at people filled yet, please use one of the other threads to handle it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-rules-apply-and-ill-tell-you-what-they-are/571198.md?page=1)