# New screen name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955 "2001-01-01T01:25:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/1 "2001-01-01T01:25:47Z")
I need a new screen name for Yahoo!. I’ve been using deep\_thought30328 for a long time. I’ll change my SDMB screen name when I get to 100 posts. That will probably take a really long time. I like Monty Python and motorcycles. Can someone help me pic two new screen names? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/2 "2001-01-01T01:30:08Z")
Splunge! Constable Clitoris Mrs. B.J. Smegma ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/3 "2001-01-01T01:32:35Z")
Howzabout: sk8rixtx2 ---
**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/4 "2001-01-01T01:44:40Z")
Wonderful names! But I want a few more options. smegma? ---
**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/5 "2001-01-01T01:47:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Splunge! > > Constable Clitoris > > Mrs. B.J. Smegma \*\* Um… yeah 😃 I’ll think about Constable Clitoris Does Smegma have anything to do with Smeg Head? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/6 "2001-01-01T01:47:34Z")
I hear “Chicken of Bristol” is up for grabs. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/7 "2001-01-01T01:48:19Z")
Ima Putz. That way, when you go to GD, people can call you putz and not get warned or have it deleted. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/8 "2001-01-01T01:49:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crash \* > \*\*Wonderful names! But I want a few more options. > > smegma? \*\* Oh god, not another person I’m gonna have to explain smegma to. Ok, first question, are you circumsized? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/9 "2001-01-01T02:07:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Ok, first question, are you circumsized? \*\* Not _this_ again! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/10 "2001-01-01T02:11:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Oh god, not another person I’m gonna have to explain smegma to. Ok, first question, are you circumsized? \*\* Not another JDT reference . . . and we were just talking about him tonight. I explained how he got banned. ---
**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/11 "2001-01-01T02:13:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\*Oh god, not another person I’m gonna have to explain smegma to. Ok, first question, are you circumsized? \*\* OK. For one, **I’M A CHICK**!!! Shall I send the nude pics to prove it? And I know when a guy doesn’t get circumsized he gets smeg head or whatever. I heard it on Red Dwarf (I’m sure! maybe). I know it has to be nasty. I call my x-bf smeghead. ---
**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/12 "2001-01-01T02:19:10Z")
**Chicken of Bristol** From Monty Python right? This name has a good running start! ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/13 "2001-01-01T02:24:01Z")
> [@](#): > > OK. For one, I’M A CHICK!!! Shall I send the nude pics to prove it? [sk8rixtx@speed-racer.com](mailto:sk8rixtx@speed-racer.com) Anytime you’re ready. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/14 "2001-01-01T02:24:42Z")
Re; pics Absolutely!! We must have all the …information… in front of us in order to make an informed decision. ---
**Author:** ![Meephead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b782af/32.png) [@Meephead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meephead)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/15 "2001-01-01T02:27:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crash \* > OK. For one, **I’M A CHICK**!!! How about **Chick of Bristol**? ---
**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/16 "2001-01-01T03:08:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meephead \* > How about **Chick of Bristol**? Good one! I have **Chick of Bristol** and **Chicken of Bristol** I just need a few more. Then y’all can vote on it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/17 "2001-01-01T03:15:04Z")
What about my e-mail name? Please make it sexy, original, and whatever else. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/18 "2001-01-01T03:20:23Z")
Ok, well, I guess I’ll explain it to you. Smegma is a natural lubrication produced underneath the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis. Happy now? ---
**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/19 "2001-01-01T03:38:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Ok, well, I guess I’ll explain it to you. Smegma is a natural lubrication produced underneath the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis. Happy now? \*\* Now was that so hard? BTW, shall I send you a pic as I have with two other people here? ---
**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/20 "2001-01-01T03:41:32Z")
OOPS! You’re a chick right? I’m sorry! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955.md?page=2)