# New screen name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955 "2001-01-01T01:25:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/21 "2001-01-01T04:02:00Z")

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Send me one anyway. I won’t mind at all. 🙂

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/22 "2001-01-01T04:14:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crash \*  
> \*\*OK. For one, **I’M A CHICK**!!! Shall I send the nude pics to prove it?  
> \*\*

YES.

[iampunha@netscape.net](mailto:iampunha@netscape.net)

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**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/23 "2001-01-01T04:56:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*Send me one anyway. I won’t mind at all. 🙂 \*\*

You know that I sent nude pics right? Well, I’ll send it. I would like to see yours if you have any 😃

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**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/24 "2001-01-01T05:05:52Z")

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iampunha, ssskuggiii, sk8rixtx… you have mail!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/25 "2001-01-01T05:08:51Z")

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Ashley, I have but one thing to say:

Yuck.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/26 "2001-01-01T05:25:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*Ashley, I have but one thing to say:
> 
> Yuck. \*\*

That’s not what he said!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/27 "2001-01-01T05:32:52Z")

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Crash, I think you should consider Constable Clitoris as well, and I don’t even need a nude pic to say so 😃

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**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/28 "2001-01-01T05:36:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*Ashley, I have but one thing to say:
> 
> Yuck. \*\*

Patrick, honey, I wouldn’t talk if I were you! By the picture on this page… [http://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/index.html](http://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/index.html) … _ **PLEASE!** _

Have you ever seen a nude woman before? Honey, I’m willing to take this to the pit! Come on! I’m a newbie and all but I’ve been lurking long enough to know that you are a smart ass little bastard! I’ll not start this here. See ya in the pit!

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**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/29 "2001-01-01T05:40:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*Crash, I think you should consider Constable Clitoris as well, and I don’t even need a nude pic to say so 😃 \*\*

Well thank you! Time for the drawing! Is it going to be… Chicken of Bristol or Constable Clitoris? If anyone else has a name, please post it?!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/30 "2001-01-01T06:04:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crash \*  
> \*\*Patrick, honey, I wouldn’t talk if I were you! By the picture on this page… [http://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/index.html](http://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/index.html) … _ **PLEASE!** _
> 
> Have you ever seen a nude woman before? Honey, I’m willing to take this to the pit! Come on! I’m a newbie and all but I’ve been lurking long enough to know that you are a smart ass little bastard! I’ll not start this here. See ya in the pit! \*\*

1. That ain’t my current page.

2. I have seen nude women before. The one in that picture . . . I’m sure there are others who very much enjoy that picture. I’m not among them.

3. If that’s really your picture . . . was it really necessary to send that to me? You’d, IMHO, look far better with clothes on. Then again, IMHO that’s true for everyone.

4. Your opinion of my appearance is not shared by many others on this board (female, and non-lesbian).

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/31 "2001-01-01T06:15:23Z")

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Euty, you bitch!!

Crash, I just want it known that **I** have been trying to get someone to take _Chicken of Bristol_ for many, many months! It was **my** idea originally. Euty just came in here and stole my thunder. Don’t worry, he will be punished! (That’s probably why he did it!)

But in the meantime, I hope you pick the name! It’s a good one!

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**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/32 "2001-01-01T08:38:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by evilbeth \*  
> \*\*Euty, you bitch!!
> 
> Crash, I just want it known that **I** have been trying to get someone to take _Chicken of Bristol_ for many, many months! It was **my** idea originally. Euty just came in here and stole my thunder. Don’t worry, he will be punished! (That’s probably why he did it!)
> 
> But in the meantime, I hope you pick the name! It’s a good one! \*\*

OK. I just picked Chicken of Bristol. Do you think that would be a good name for my e-mail account?

How do I change my name? I rather enjoy all of the little posts I have. And I don’t know if I can just register again.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/33 "2001-01-01T08:40:53Z")

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Whoo-hoo!  
Anyway, e-mail TubaDiva At [TubaDiva@aol.com](mailto:TubaDiva@aol.com) and tell her you want to change your name but not your post count etc.

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**Author:** ![Gnarly\_Narly\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/858c86/32.png) [@Gnarly\_Narly\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gnarly_Narly_Dude)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/34 "2001-01-01T17:13:30Z")

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I haven’t seen these lately:

**Heartmender  
Doctor Strangelunch  
Booty\_call  
Rumplestilzeneger  
Luminosity  
The Spanish Inquisition  
Buy me a drink?  
Anybody seen my keys?**

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/35 "2001-01-01T17:30:13Z")

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\<is somewhat disturbed by this whole thread\>

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**Author:** ![blank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blank)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/36 "2001-01-01T18:39:33Z")

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**AndYrAStar** spelled backwards is  
**Rastaferian**

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/37 "2001-01-01T18:49:10Z")

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It is? cool! wait…

ratsarydna? hmm… hey, knalb is a pretty cool word…

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/38 "2001-01-01T20:35:00Z")

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Crash, if that is really you in that picture, you are EXTREMELY hot. I sat there for like 5 minutes just staring at it. I thought you were joking about sending it.

Anyways… got any more?

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/39 "2001-01-01T20:42:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Crash \*  
> \*\*OK. For one, **I’M A CHICK**!!! Shall I send the nude pics to prove it?  
> \*\*

Me! Me! Addy’s in the profile.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/40 "2001-01-01T20:43:17Z")

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Hey, if sk8 gets one…whattabout me?

sk8ritx: _Only_ 5 minutes? ::snicker::

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