# New screen name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955 "2001-01-01T01:25:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/41 "2001-01-01T20:44:52Z")

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Feh. Her boobs are too big. And her waist should go in a little deeper. Or mayber her hips need to be a little bigger. Something so she doesnt look like a pencil.

Not that I’d be complaining one bit if I looked like that, of course 😃

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**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/42 "2001-01-01T21:49:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \*  
> \*\*Crash, if that is really you in that picture, you are EXTREMELY hot. I sat there for like 5 minutes just staring at it. I thought you were joking about sending it.
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> Anyways… got any more? \*\*

Thank you! I have some of my x-GF’s. E-mail me if you want to see them.

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/43 "2001-01-01T23:54:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Crash \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \*  
> > \*\*Crash, if that is really you in that picture, you are EXTREMELY hot. I sat there for like 5 minutes just staring at it. I thought you were joking about sending it.
> > 
> > Anyways… got any more? \*\*
> 
> Thank you! I have some of my x-GF’s. E-mail me if you want to see them. \*\*

Make sure to steal those pics from soft porn sites too. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-screen-name/47955/44 "2001-01-02T00:27:30Z")

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Wait, wait, wait. Someone’s passing out porn, and I’m not invited!? Come ON!

–Tim

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