# New SDMB Game:  "10 Words"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328 "2004-01-20T15:04:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/1 "2004-01-20T15:04:58Z")

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New game: Each respondant to this thread must reply, in 10 words or less, to the question. Articles also count as words.

After a question has been asked, the person answering asks another question.  
Ready? 😃  
**What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?**

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/2 "2004-01-20T15:43:49Z")

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> [@Chastain86](#):
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> **What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?**

Ejected from Washington Monument for marijuana-and-terror-fueled screaming.

**What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?**

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/3 "2004-01-20T15:51:59Z")

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Realized I was still wearing “temp” badge after evening flirtation.

**What was your worst date like?**

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/4 "2004-01-20T15:53:29Z")

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> What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?

I farted during moment of silence after Pledge of Alegence.

**Describe your wedding ceremony and reception.**

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/5 "2004-01-20T15:59:55Z")

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> Describe your wedding ceremony and reception.

Handed him a ring on a street corner; received same.

**Describe your relationship with your parents**

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/6 "2004-01-20T16:12:22Z")

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> Describe your relationship with your parents

not as distant as it needs to be.  
**Describe you**

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**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/7 "2004-01-20T16:54:10Z")

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> **Describe you**

Gentle, chivalrous grizzly bear with a taste for the classics.  
**What is the meaning of life?**

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/8 "2004-01-20T17:19:39Z")

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> [@Kizarvexius](#):
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> **What is the meaning of life?**

Live well, love wholly, be happy, die peacefully (or, 42! :D)

**What would your dream job be?**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/9 "2004-01-20T17:29:25Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Live well, love wholly, be happy, die peacefully (or, 42! :D)
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> **What would your dream job be?**

Puzzle editor – the job I have. Wish it paid better.  
**What’s your favorite TV show – and why?**

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**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/10 "2004-01-20T19:21:26Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> **What’s your favorite TV show – and why?**

Gilmore Girls - it’s witty and fantastic. Yep, on the WB.  
**What movie do you love to introduce to people who haven’t seen it?**

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/11 "2004-01-20T19:52:32Z")

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> [@Chastain86](#):
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> **What movie do you love to introduce to people who haven’t seen it?**

_Super Troopers_–First ten minutes just might kill you laughing.

**Who’s your idol, and why?**

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/12 "2004-01-20T21:40:10Z")

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> [@Ex Machina](#):
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> **What was your worst date like?**

In order: Coffee shop, her cuffs, my key, _Rocky Horror_.

**How would you make your entrance on “Average Joe”?**

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/13 "2004-01-21T01:55:15Z")

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> How would you make your entrance on “Average Joe”?

Sing “Born to be Wild” naked as a jay bird…  
**Hows your day?**

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/14 "2004-01-21T02:00:54Z")

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> \*originally posted by \ ***Draelin**  
> Who’s your idol, and why?

DeVena… Did you read her post in this here thread!!!

**How’s your day?**

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**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/15 "2004-01-21T02:19:35Z")

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> How’s your day?

I sat on my arse and read SDMB all day.

**Describe your perfect date**

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**Author:** ![Diet\_dis-Pepsi-a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@Diet\_dis-Pepsi-a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diet_dis-Pepsi-a)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/16 "2004-01-21T02:28:36Z")

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> [@Rabid\_Squirrel](#):
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> I sat on my arse and read SDMB all day.
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> **Describe your perfect date**

Picked right off the tree,plump and sweet.

What’s the best way to find oneself?

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/17 "2004-01-21T02:43:53Z")

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> [@Diet dis-Pepsi-a](#):
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> What’s the best way to find oneself?

I’m not sure, but it must be on a motorcycle. (Shamelessly stolen from … someone’s sig line - sorry, but it I love the idea!)

**What’s your favorite dessert?**

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/18 "2004-01-21T02:56:32Z")

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> What’s your favorite dessert?

Underpants. With a delicious side of tapioca and orange sherbert.

**How many boobies do you see in an average day?**

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/19 "2004-01-21T04:00:37Z")

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> [@SPOOFE](#):
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> **How many boobies do you see in an average day?**

Clothed- hundreds unclothed- unfortunately usually none

¿Pueden comprender esto?

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/20 "2004-01-21T04:39:52Z")

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> ¿Pueden comprender esto?

A little. I only had two years of Spanish class.

**Would you like fries with that?**

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