# New SDMB Game: "10 Words" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328 "2004-01-20T15:04:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/41 "2004-01-25T17:30:32Z")
Over the top – a tricky tap step I’ve finally mastered. **Do you know the way to San Jose?** ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/42 "2004-01-25T18:58:50Z")
Yes, but if told, you would have to be killed. _If a tree falls in the woods, and no is there to hear it, would my husband ever stop leaving his dirty socks next to the hamper?_ ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/43 "2004-01-25T19:04:20Z")
> [@TeaElle](#): > > _If a tree falls in the woods, and no is there to hear it, would my husband ever stop leaving his dirty socks next to the hamper?_ Of course not, silly! He’s a man, after all. **What are you wearing right now?** ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/44 "2004-01-25T19:16:42Z")
Sweat pants, t-shirt, white socks, black undies, no bra. 😃 _What’s for dinner?_ ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/45 "2004-01-25T20:45:38Z")
Roasted pork with rosemary, great mashed potatoes and grilled asparagus. What’s the best way to trim nosehairs? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/46 "2004-01-25T23:18:27Z")
Carefully, and with adult supervision. Do not use hedge shears. **What are we gonna do _now_?** ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/47 "2004-01-25T23:25:13Z")
We’re gonna’ wait for _Godot_ and _Guffman_. What if the quick brown fox DOESN’T jump over the lazy dog? ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/48 "2004-01-25T23:36:33Z")
The quick brown fox will stomp the lazy dog dead. How much money is under your couch cushions right now? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/49 "2004-01-25T23:59:45Z")
I actually owe the couch 2 dollars and 35 cents. **What’s the best thing you’ve pu** t betsween your legs?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/50 "2004-01-26T00:01:32Z")
> [@IrreverentTone](#): > > The quick brown fox will stomp the lazy dog dead. > > How much money is under your couch cushions right now? None. My futon has no cushion cracks to catch change. **What’s your favorite place to visit, and why?** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/51 "2004-01-26T00:06:27Z")
> [@Scribble](#): > > None. My futon has no cushion cracks to catch change. > > **What’s your favorite place to visit, and why?** Annual week in Cape May – beach, reading, sleeping, reading, beach. **What will happen to J.Lo now that Bennifer is history?** ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/52 "2004-01-26T00:42:41Z")
She’ll get less press than the entire continent of Asia. Describe your cat’s personality. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/53 "2004-01-26T01:43:22Z")
Clingy, vocal, playful, aloof, inquisitive, alert, gentle, and always hungry! **Where have all the cowboys gone?** ---
**Author:** ![xayoz306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xayoz306](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xayoz306)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/54 "2004-01-26T04:52:17Z")
**Where have all the cowboys gone?** The Cowboys failed to advance in the playoffs, that’s where. Describe nuclear fission. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/55 "2004-01-26T05:10:16Z")
> [@xayoz306](#): > > \*\* > > Describe nuclear fission.\*\* Two particles split, faster than a Britney Spears’ weddin’. Q: [Siggy Freud] **Tell me about your mother**. [/Siggy Freud] Tripler This pre-sig-line for rent. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/56 "2004-01-26T13:21:39Z")
> [@Knowed Out](#): > > I actually owe the couch 2 dollars and 35 cents. > > **What’s the best thing you’ve pu** t betsween your legs?\*\* Some great salve to take care of that nasty rash. Why doesn’t the salt stick to air-popped popcorn? ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/57 "2004-01-26T16:01:01Z")
> [@quiltguy154](#): > > Why doesn’t the salt stick to air-popped popcorn? Molecular popcorn fission does not occur. Redenbacher’s Rule, Second Corollary. **Who’s the most insufferable celebrity and why?** ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/58 "2004-01-26T16:51:54Z")
> [@Chastain86](#): > > Molecular popcorn fission does not occur. Redenbacher’s Rule, Second Corollary. > **Who’s the most insufferable celebrity and why?** Sting: A poster boy for lameness, smugness and mediocracy. **Should I stay or should I go?** ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/59 "2004-01-26T16:55:03Z")
Or mediocrity, even. :o ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328/60 "2004-01-27T02:40:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Should I stay or should I go? I think you should go. Get thee to a nunnery. **Who wants to be a millionaire?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sdmb-game-10-words/225328.md?page=4)