# New Secret Diaries are Up!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 1, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067 "2003-01-01T18:41:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/1 "2003-01-01T18:41:04Z")

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Cassandra Claire is now updating her Secret Diaries journal again, as she promised she would do with the release of “The Two Towers.”

[http://www.livejournal.com/users/cassieclaire](http://www.livejournal.com/users/cassieclaire)

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/2 "2003-01-01T19:03:23Z")

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_squeal_

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/3 "2003-01-01T19:42:22Z")

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heheh

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> Day Seven
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> Suspect Eowyn fancies me. Cannot blame her as stubble so manly is turning even self on.

Can’t wait for her to get Legolas’s done!

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**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/4 "2003-01-01T22:09:08Z")

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Sweet mother of pearl!

_dashes off to read_

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/5 "2003-01-01T22:55:01Z")

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What is that about, pray tell?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/6 "2003-01-02T00:07:12Z")

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Ah, **Hastur**. Have you missed out on the original [Secret Diaries](http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/)?

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/7 "2003-01-02T03:01:28Z")

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> Dear Aragorn,
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> Thanks for the Ring and the hobbits. They are small, but v. bendy.

Classic.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/8 "2003-01-03T06:19:45Z")

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**Still** not King yet!

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/9 "2003-01-03T12:30:32Z")

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_LMAO_

Funny stuff

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**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/10 "2003-01-03T12:37:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\ ***Still** not King yet! \*\*

I wanted a t-shirt with that on it so bad, but by the time I stumbled across the diaries, I guess they had already gotten in trouble with whoever holds the LOTR copywrite.

Unfortunaly, I can’t read the new ones until someone posts them on something other than livejournal. For some reason, the powers that be have blocked that site.

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/11 "2003-01-03T12:43:33Z")

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Oh cool. I think these are pretty funny, and I’m all for running jokes, but the main thought I came away with after the first set was, “How many identical homosexuality jokes can a person take?”

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**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/12 "2003-01-06T13:13:05Z")

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Just wanted to take a moment to thank **Arden Ranger** for e-mailing me the latest diaries. Although getting an e-mail from (your first name) with a subject of “Very Secret Diaries” almost gets you put into the porn bin…🙂 Thank you very much though.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/13 "2003-01-06T13:18:44Z")

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Heh. Oops.

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**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/14 "2003-01-06T13:23:37Z")

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Geez, what are you, clicking ‘refresh’ minute to minute? 😉

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/15 "2003-01-28T00:25:56Z")

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How come I can’t access the old secret diaries anymore? Neither can anyone here at work. Did the site get axed?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/16 "2003-01-28T01:15:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pugluvr \*  
> \*\*How come I can’t access the old secret diaries anymore? Neither can anyone here at work. Did the site get axed? \*\*

I’m not sure. I’ve e-mailed her asking if I can set up a mirror site at Teemings as an adjunct to the “What is LOTR had been written by someone else” section. I’ll keep you posted.

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**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-secret-diaries-are-up/146067/17 "2003-01-30T18:54:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pugluvr \*  
> \*\*How come I can’t access the old secret diaries anymore? Neither can anyone here at work. Did the site get axed? \*\*

It’s working for me right now… [http://diaries.diagon.org/](http://diaries.diagon.org/)

You can also go to the livejournal link in the OP and simply go back to the older posts; that is where they were originally anyway…
