# New Sequential Thread game...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631 "2002-09-02T02:09:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/1 "2002-09-02T02:09:14Z")

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I didn’t see one running, but I couldn’t pass up the two in this very forum:

I need a few good men…  
Simultaneous orgasms anyone?

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/2 "2002-09-02T13:41:30Z")

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In IMHO:

What’s the dumbest thing invented for inside the car?

Pants- why bother?

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/3 "2002-09-02T14:55:09Z")

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Funny names of porn stars…  
I am welly true and sick of porn.

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/4 "2002-09-02T20:13:25Z")

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Urban Legends DO come true (Porn returned to video store!)  
I am well and truly sick of porn.

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/5 "2002-09-03T02:50:38Z")

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Here in MPSIMS:

What’s the most useless think you’ve ever paid for ?  
The First 1.5 Weeks of College for this Naive Jewish Boy

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/6 "2002-09-03T04:52:58Z")

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In MPSIMS again:

**Proposal For NW DopeFest  
Abolish The White Race**

Sounds awfully ambitious for a DopeFest. 😃

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/7 "2002-09-03T11:41:28Z")

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In the Pit:

"It’s 12:33 AM, I’m trying to sleep, and there’s toxic fumes wafting into my room… "

“Sorry, non-smokers, I have a place in this world, too.”

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**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/8 "2002-09-03T11:45:45Z")

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In MPSIMS:

“earthquake”  
“2.5 kilos of vegemite”

hmmm worrying

egg

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**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/9 "2002-09-03T14:04:00Z")

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In MPSIMS:  
How do I get portobello mushrooms to taste like beef?

Been tryin’ for a long time now

2.5 kilos of vegemite

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/10 "2002-09-23T00:35:18Z")

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from Cafe Society:

Name this painting in the Louvre  
Name this Simpsons episode!

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**Author:** ![LeeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@LeeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeJam)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/11 "2002-09-23T00:52:08Z")

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From MPSIMS:

So what would YOU do with 50 lbs. of Silly Putty?

So, what is there to do in London?  
I thought that was funny…

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**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/12 "2002-09-23T01:02:41Z")

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Along the same lines…

**So, what is there to do in London?  
Grading plant evolution choices**

Woohoo!

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/13 "2002-09-23T02:02:50Z")

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In MPSIMS:

A Dreadful Story

I’m getting married

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**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/14 "2002-09-23T02:26:30Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Dad, Pot, and Porn  
My brother needs some advice

and …

New Sequential Thread game…  
How I lost 2 best friends in 3 months

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**Author:** ![Spiratu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@Spiratu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiratu)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/15 "2002-09-23T02:33:33Z")

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We just had:

So, what is there to do in London?  
A fun math trick I learned.

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/16 "2002-09-23T04:43:46Z")

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I stopped smoking!!!  
The irresistable spatula meets the invincible mouth  
_(Rather drastic way to quit, I thought.)_

How Well Can You Do Grade 10 Math? Pop Quiz!  
A fun math trick I learned

More weird cat behavior  
Weeping Witchie vs. The Cat That Wont Be Trained

Tell me your worst self inflicted wound  
So I sucked on a pancreas and a liver. (Paging Dr. Qadgop!)  
_(And here some folks think sucking your thumb is bad for you.)_

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**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sequential-thread-game/126631/17 "2002-09-24T00:45:05Z")

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From the Pit:

Your child will die a slovenly death.  
Does it feel good to make a kid cry?
