# New Sitcoms for the MB?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sitcoms-for-the-mb/13900
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 18, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sitcoms-for-the-mb/13900 "2000-02-18T01:49:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sitcoms-for-the-mb/13900/1 "2000-02-18T01:49:00Z")
Okay, this was sparked by watching _Whose Line Is It Anyway?_ tonight. One of the skits was to come up with a new sitcom. And the title was “Satan and the Schoolgirl.” Remind you of anyone you know from around here? 😃
So anyway…can anyone else think of some sitcoms for the MB? I know Sani came up with the “Snark and orangecakes show” a while back…
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“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”
- Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
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### Author:  [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sitcoms-for-the-mb/13900/2 "2000-02-18T01:52:00Z")
Well, I think a Springer-type talk show called “Welcome To The Pit!” might work out.
Howz about “Those Wacky Purple Crackwhores?”
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JMCJ
Winner of the _Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches_ for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole.
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### Author:  [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sitcoms-for-the-mb/13900/3 "2000-02-18T02:23:00Z")
When orangecakes’ exboyfriend moves in upstairs from the apartment she shares with Snark, hilarity ensues in the new sitcom _Two Gays and a Girl_!
Start with a lawyerophobic cop who rambles incoherently. Add his cranky partner who does everything by the book… as long as that book is the dictionary. What do you get? You get the sidesplitting cop comedy _Nanobyting the Handy that Feeds You_
Wanted for a crime she didn’t commit. Persecuted by Those in Power. Former moderator Melin must use all her law education and the chip on her shoulder to exact vengeance on those who stripped her of power. Enlisting the help of “Howlin’ Mad” OpalCat, and a secretive loner from El Paso known only as “Doc”, these three women attempt to dismantle to power structure that oppresses several thousand registered posters. Tune in this fall for _The Anti-Mod Squad_. Also starring DavidB and special guest star Gaudere.
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### Author:  [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sitcoms-for-the-mb/13900/4 "2000-02-18T04:13:00Z")
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### Author:  [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sitcoms-for-the-mb/13900/5 "2000-02-18T04:57:00Z")
Duh!
Hilarity and hijinks ensue in this comedy about farting, belching, woman’s gymnastics and road trips through outer space. Don’t miss _Guy Stuff_, Thursday nights on Fox.
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“It’s okay. I wouldn’t remember me either.”
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sitcoms-for-the-mb/13900/6 "2000-02-18T05:51:00Z")
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Yer pal,
Satan