# New Song Thread Game...ehh?.....ehhh?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644 "2002-07-12T15:53:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/1 "2002-07-12T15:53:43Z")

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Yeah, I’d sorta like to start another one since they slammed the kibosh on the last one. Thing is, I don’t have the energy or attention span to referee it. Sorry. It’s my ADD. Ya know.

So if you don’t mind enabling my social loafing-- they learnt me them 20 cent words out at the college-- what I’m proposin is, instead of song titles, how 'bout words that’s gotta be in the song somewheres…OK?

Let’s say we start out with…oh, I don’t know… how about… **Train**! Yeah, the word is **Train**

Since I blew it last time for team 2, I’ll give them a handicap and start out on team 1, which, by sheer coincidence, is leading by one smiley face 😃 :

**Team 1** 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂  
**Team 2** 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

So,  
_I hear the_ **Train** _a-commin’_  
_It’s rollin’ round the bend…_

—Johnny Cash – “Folsom Prison Blues”

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**Author:** ![Kestral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kestral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kestral)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/2 "2002-07-12T16:34:13Z")

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How does this work? Just post a snippet of the song with the required word? I can do that, but I dunno what team I’d be on. 🙂

_Loaded like a freight **train**  
Flyin’ like an aeroplane  
Feelin’ like a space brain  
One more time tonight_

–Guns N’ Roses, “Nighttrain”

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/3 "2002-07-12T17:30:46Z")

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Sure, any excuse to stuff a sock in my shorts, er, ah, pad my post count that is.

**Kestral** , you’re on Team 2 I believe.

Team 1:

_Workin’ all the time  
To make you mine, all mine yeah  
Ridin’ the Love **Train** ,  
Stoke it up,  
Ridin’ the Love **Train** _

“Love Train” - Holly Johnson

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**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/4 "2002-07-12T18:09:01Z")

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Team 2

The Gambler - Kenny Rodgers  
On a warm summer’s evenin’ on a **train** bound for nowhere,  
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.  
So we took turns a starin’ out the window at the darkness  
'Til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

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**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/5 "2002-07-12T19:27:24Z")

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## Team 1

Krazy Glue - Less Than Jake

_“And what keeps runnin’ through my brain,  
It just keeps running like a non-strop freight **train**.  
It’s that traditions stick to you,  
Just like, just like, Krazy Glue.”_

That’s OK **Crepitus**. I basically failed as referee in the last thread…

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/6 "2002-07-12T19:56:18Z")

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Team 2:

“People get ready, there’s a TRAIN a coming,  
Picking up passengers from coast to coast.  
All you need is faith to hear the diesels humming.  
Don’t need no ticket, you just thank the Lord.”

Written by the late, great Curtis Mayfield. Covered by loads of people, from Rod Stewart/Jeff Beck to the Impressions.

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**Author:** ![Nortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Nortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nortia)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/7 "2002-07-12T21:03:24Z")

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Team 1

Sheryl Crow - Redemption Day

_There is a **train**  
That’s heading straight  
To heavens gate,  
To heavens gate_

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/8 "2002-07-12T21:10:54Z")

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YAY!!! The Song thread’s back!!! Woo-hoo!!! 😃

_ahem_

::regains composure::

Do carry on…

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/9 "2002-07-12T21:20:07Z")

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Team 2

**Blackfoot** –Train, Train

_Traaaaaaaaaain, Train…  
Take me on out of this town…_

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/10 "2002-07-12T21:22:03Z")

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**Team 1**

Morning Train - Sheena Easton

_My baby takes the morning **train** , he works from nine till five and then  
He takes another home again to find me waitin’ for him…_

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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/11 "2002-07-12T22:44:27Z")

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Assuming we’re keeping the same teams from the last game, I’m on Team 2.

“I see the light at the end of the tunnel now.  
Somebody tell me it’s not a **train** ,” - cracker

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/12 "2002-07-13T01:33:55Z")

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**Team 1**

Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Night and the Pips

_He’s leaving,  
On that midnight **train** to Georgia,  
And he’s goin’ back  
To a simpler place and time.  
And I’ll be with him  
On that midnight train to Georgia_

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/13 "2002-07-13T04:34:58Z")

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Team 2:

Runaway **train**  
Never coming back  
Wrong way  
On a one way track

Soul Asylum

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/14 "2002-07-13T04:35:46Z")

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Team the Other

_It’s the **train** they call The City of New Orleans,  
we’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done_

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/15 "2002-07-13T05:28:23Z")

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**Team 1**

“Into you like a train” psychedelic furs

I’m into you like a train  
into you like a train, yyyyeeeeaaaahhh.

I’d put one of these **!** at the end, but the psychedelic furs never had a song with an exclamation point in it

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/16 "2002-07-13T05:48:55Z")

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I’m switching teams – Team 2:

_At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet  
and a freight **train** running through the  
middle of my head  
Only you can cool my desire  
I’m on fire_

\*I’m On Fire[.i] - Bruce Springsteen

(I like the use the lyrics version much better than the titles only version. This reminds me of one of my favorite party games.)

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/17 "2002-07-13T06:06:15Z")

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**Team 1**  
Love comes to town I’m gonna jump that **Train**  
When love comes to town I’m gonna catch that flame  
Maybe I was wrong to ever let you down  
But I did what I did before love came to town  
–When love comes to town --U2 and BB King

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**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/18 "2002-07-13T07:20:11Z")

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As I was previously on **Team 2** , this works out spectacularly. 🙂

> [@](#):
>
> Had a dream…
> 
> I was riding on a **train** that wasn’t bound for glory  
> Riding on a **train** , the **train** was bound for hell  
> Riding on a **train** that wasn’t bound for glory, that’s for sure  
> Riding on a **train** that’s bound for hell
> 
> The engine with human blood was damp  
> The headlight was her brimstone lamp  
> And then for fuel I shoveled in bones  
> and the furnace roared with a thousand groans

Bound For Hell - **Love and Rockets**

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**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/19 "2002-07-13T08:21:51Z")

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Yay! Song thread!

Team #1:

Elton John - This Train Don’t Stop There Anymore

_I used to be the main express  
All steam and whistles heading west  
Picking up my pain from door to door  
Riding on the storyline  
Furnace burning overtime  
But this train don’t stop,  
This train don’t stop,  
This train don’t stop there anymore_

Umm, I don’t listen to Elton John. No, seriously, I don’t!

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/20 "2002-07-13T10:12:06Z")

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Ok,. here we go.

Ozzy Osborne: Crazy Train

_Mental wounds still screaming  
Driving me insane  
I’m going off the rails on a crazy **train** _

And I’m on team… uhh. I dunno wha bloody team I’m (beep) on. Ow the (beep) am I (beep) suppos’ ta (beep)in know? SHARON!!!

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