# New Song Thread Game...ehh?.....ehhh?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644 "2002-07-12T15:53:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Kestral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kestral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kestral)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/221 "2002-07-15T15:19:25Z")

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Gah, almost forgot this one:

**Team 1**

_Now some men like the fishing and some men like the fowling  
And some men like to hear, to hear the cannonball a-roaring  
Me, I like sleeping, especially in my **Molly’s** chamber  
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain, yeah_

– Metallica, “Whiskey In The Jar”

(As a reinterpretation of Thin Lizzy’s version)

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**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/222 "2002-07-15T15:19:25Z")

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Team 1:

How about:

Popolo di Pekino! La legge è questa:  
**Turandot** la Pura sposa sarà di chi, di sangue regio,  
spieghi i tre enigmi ch’ella proporrà.  
Ma chi affronta il cimento e vinto resta porga alla scure la superba testa!

by Giacomo Puccini.

if we’re not allowed to use ‘classical’ music, how about:

Whoa, Black **Betty** (Bam-ba-Lam)  
Whoa, Black **Betty** (Bam-ba-Lam)

Black **Betty** had a child (Bam-ba-Lam)  
The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)

by Ram Jam

(now how’s that for eclectic taste?)

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/223 "2002-07-15T15:20:57Z")

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**Team 1**

Jolene - Dolly Parton

_ **Jolene** , Jolene  
Jolene, Jolene  
I’m beggin’ of you  
Please don’t take my man  
Jolene, Jolene  
Jolene, Jolene  
Please don’t take him  
Even though you can_

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**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/224 "2002-07-15T15:21:50Z")

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Whoops. make that team 2 (damn hamsters)

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/225 "2002-07-15T15:22:59Z")

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**Team 2**  
\*He’s in love with rock’n’roll woaahh  
He’s in love with gettin’ stoned woaahh  
He’s in love with \*_Janie Jones \*\*  
But he don’t like his boring job, nooawww_

Janie Jones—The Clash

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/226 "2002-07-15T15:24:49Z")

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Where does that put me now?

Back on **Team 1** I spose

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/227 "2002-07-15T15:25:34Z")

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Woo-hoo! Team 1! 😃

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**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/228 "2002-07-15T15:32:54Z")

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**Team 2 -**

Stella Blue, The Grateful Dead

_Through all the broken dreams  
And vanished years… **Stella Blue** _

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/229 "2002-07-15T15:34:45Z")

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B]Team 1\*\*  
_Well yesterday in old Fall River  
Mr Andrew Borden died  
And they got his daughter **Lizzy**  
On a charge of homicide_

Lizzy Borden—The Chad Mitchell Trio

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**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/230 "2002-07-15T15:36:37Z")

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**Team 2 -**

Althea, The Grateful Dead

_I told **Althea** I was feeling lost  
Lacking in some direction_

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/231 "2002-07-15T15:37:44Z")

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**Ripple** - You can use a song that’s already been used, as long as it’s a new word. 😃

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**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/232 "2002-07-15T15:37:45Z")

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Team 1  
Brandy - Looking Glass

The sailors said “ **Brandy** , you’re a fine girl  
What a good wife you would be  
But my life, my lover, my lady  
Is the sea.”

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**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/233 "2002-07-15T15:40:15Z")

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**Team 2 -**

Ruben & Cherise, The Grateful Dead

_If you could see my heart  
You would know it’s true  
There is none, **Cherise** , except for you_  
**Lola** , thanks for the clarification.

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/234 "2002-07-15T15:43:44Z")

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**Team 1**

- **Delta Dawn** ,  
What’s that flower you have on?  
Could it be a faded rose from days gone byyyyyy?  
And did I hear you say  
He was a-meetin you here today  
To take you to his mansion in the sky?\*

Delta Dawn—Helen Reddy

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**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/235 "2002-07-15T15:44:32Z")

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**Team 2 -**

Stagger Lee, The Grateful Dead

_Baio, **Delia** said, just give me a gun  
He shot my Billy dead and now I’m gonna see him hung_

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**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/236 "2002-07-15T15:44:58Z")

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**Team 2 -**

Melissa - The Allman Brother’s Band  
\*Crossroads, will you ever let him go? (Lord, Lord)  
Will you hide the dead man’s ghost,  
Or will he lie, beneath the clay,  
or will his spirit roll away?

But I know that he won’t stay without **Melissa**.

Yes I know that he won’t stay without **Melissa**.\*

by Greg Allman

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**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/237 "2002-07-15T15:45:18Z")

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Team 1  
Sherry - Frankie Valli

**Sherry** baby ( **Sherry** baby)  
**Sherry** can you come out tonight  
(Come,come, come out tonight)  
**Sherry** baby ( **Sherry** baby)  
**Sherry** can you come out tonight

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**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/238 "2002-07-15T15:48:49Z")

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**Team 2-**

Ramble On Rose, The Grateful Dead

_Goodbye Mama and Papa  
Goodbye Jack and **Jill**  
The grass ain’t greener, the wine ain’t sweeter  
Either side of the hill_

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**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/239 "2002-07-15T15:48:51Z")

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**Team 2 -**

John I’m Only Dancing - David Bowie

_Well, **Annie’s** pretty neat, she always eats her meat  
Joe is awful strong, bet your life he’s putting us on  
Oh lordy, oh lordy, you know I need some loving  
I’m moving, touch me!_

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/240 "2002-07-15T15:51:24Z")

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**Team 1**

- Give my love to **Rose**  
Please won’t you mister  
Take her all my money  
Tell her to buy some pretty clothes\*

Give My Love to Rose—Johnny Cash

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