# New Song Thread Game...ehh?.....ehhh? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644 "2002-07-12T15:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/241 "2002-07-15T15:51:33Z")
Team 1 Bonnie Raitt - Papa Come Quick (Jody And Chico) Gas up the old Ford, get out the road map They got a head start about half a day Load up the shotgun, put it in the gunrack **Jody’s** with Chico down in East L.A. ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/242 "2002-07-15T15:51:44Z")
Ripple, we have to stop meeting like this 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/243 "2002-07-15T15:57:51Z")
**Team 2 -** Blue Jean - David Bowie _ **Blue Jean** -I just met me a girl named **Blue Jean** **Blue Jean** -she got a camouflaged face and no money Remember they always let you down when you need 'em Oh, **Blue Jean** -is heaven any sweeter than **Blue Jean** She got a police bike She got a turned up nose_ ---
**Author:** ![Kestral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kestral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kestral)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/244 "2002-07-15T15:58:34Z")
**Team 1** _Cause I love **Darlene** , I gotta love 'er, Yes I do I’ve been savin all my money I’ve been workin all day long I gotta give it all back to you!_ – Led Zeppelin, “Darlene” ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/245 "2002-07-15T15:59:34Z")
Team 2: _ **Lady Ice** slips into her soul Lady Ice, leaves a house so cold Lady Ice, did you know that the world was lonely too?_ _Lady Ice_ - Duran Duran ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/246 "2002-07-15T16:02:09Z")
**Team 1** Livin’ Next Door to Alice - Smokie _I don’t why why she’s leaving, or where she’s gonna go, I guess she’s got her reasons but I just don’t wanna know, ‘Cause for twenty four years I’ve been living next door to **Alice** Twenty four years, just waitin’ for a chance, To tell her how I’m feeling, maybe get a second glance, Now I’ve gotta get used to not living next door to Alice_ ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/247 "2002-07-15T16:03:10Z")
**Team 2-** Brown Eyed Women, The Grateful Dead _Tumble-down shack in Big Foot County Snowed so hard that the roof caved in **Delilah Jones** went to meet her God And the old man never was the same again_ ---
**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/248 "2002-07-15T16:08:56Z")
**Team 1** _ **Athena** I had no idea how much I’d need her In peaceful times I hold her close and I feed her My heart starts palpitating when I think my guess was wrong But I think I’ll get along_ Athena—The Who ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/249 "2002-07-15T16:17:55Z")
**Team 2 -** Janie Jones - The Clash _He’s in love with rock’n’roll woaahh He’s in love with gettin’ stoned woaahh He’s in love with **Janie Jones** But he don’t like his boring job, no…_ oh, and **LolaCocaCola** : Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/250 "2002-07-15T16:19:38Z")
Team 2: _ **Greta Garbo** and **Monroe** **Dietrich** and DiMaggio Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean On the cover of a magazine_ _Vogue_ - Madonna ---
**Author:** ![Kestral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kestral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kestral)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/251 "2002-07-15T16:27:31Z")
**Team 1** _ **Ethyl’s** frigid as an Eskimo pie. She’s cool in bed, She’s gotta be 'cuz **Ethyl’s** dead._ – Alice Cooper, “Cold Ethyl” ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/252 "2002-07-15T16:46:20Z")
**Team 2 -** Betty & Dupree, The Grateful Dead (traditional) _ **Betty** told Dupree, honey I want a diamond ring Dupree said Betty, honey I’ll buy you anything_ ---
**Author:** ![Kestral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kestral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kestral)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/253 "2002-07-15T17:27:35Z")
**Team 1** _ **Roxanne** you don’t have to put on the red light those days are over you don’t have to sell you body to the night_ – The Police, “Roxanne” ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/254 "2002-07-15T17:33:35Z")
**Team 2 -** Black Peter, The Grateful Dead _ **Annie Beauneu** from St. Angel says “the weather down here so fine”_ ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/255 "2002-07-15T17:38:49Z")
**Team 1** Sheila - Tommy Roe _dons bobby-sox and ponytail and sings at the top of her lungs_ _Sweet little **Sheila** , you’ll know her if you see herBlue eyes and a ponytailHer cheeks are rosy, she looks a little noseyMan, this little girl is fine_ Thank yew… Thank yew very much! _curtseys_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/256 "2002-07-15T17:40:16Z")
well, you know - with spaces 'n stuff in the lyrics… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/257 "2002-07-15T18:04:01Z")
**Team 2 -** Friend Of The Devil, The Grateful Dead _Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night The first one’s named sweet **Anne Marie** and she’s my heart’s delight_ ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/258 "2002-07-15T19:25:00Z")
**Team 1** Angie Baby - Helen Reddy _ **ANGIE** BABY, YOU’RE A SPECIAL LADY LIVIN’ IN A WORLD OF MAKE BELIEVE … WELL, MAYBE_ ---
**Author:** ![Kestral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kestral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kestral)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/259 "2002-07-15T19:25:59Z")
Okay, so it’s not the deepest lyric in the world: **Team 1** _Well, well, well, you just can’t tell Well, well, well, my **Michelle** _ – Guns 'N Roses, “My Michelle” ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644/260 "2002-07-15T19:28:37Z")
Team 2 Into the show tunes again… Maria - West Side Story _ **Maria** I just met a girl named Maria…_ One of these days, **Ripple** , you’re going to run out of Grateful Dead songs, and I want to see it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-song-thread-game-ehh-ehhh/118644.md?page=14)