Team 1
Bonnie Raitt - Papa Come Quick (Jody And Chico)
Gas up the old Ford, get out the road map
They got a head start about half a day
Load up the shotgun, put it in the gunrack
Jody’s with Chico down in East L.A.
Ripple, we have to stop meeting like this 
Team 2 -
Blue Jean - David Bowie
Blue Jean-I just met me a girl named Blue Jean
Blue Jean-she got a camouflaged face and no money
Remember they always let you down when you need 'em
Oh, Blue Jean-is heaven any sweeter than Blue Jean
She got a police bike
She got a turned up nose
Team 1
Cause I love Darlene, I gotta love 'er, Yes I do
I’ve been savin all my money
I’ve been workin all day long
I gotta give it all back to you!
– Led Zeppelin, “Darlene”
Team 2:
Lady Ice slips into her soul
Lady Ice, leaves a house so cold
Lady Ice, did you know that the world was lonely too?
Lady Ice - Duran Duran
Team 1
Livin’ Next Door to Alice - Smokie
I don’t why why she’s leaving, or where she’s gonna go,
I guess she’s got her reasons but I just don’t wanna know,
‘Cause for twenty four years I’ve been living next door to AliceTwenty four years, just waitin’ for a chance,
To tell her how I’m feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I’ve gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
Team 2-
Brown Eyed Women, The Grateful Dead
Tumble-down shack in Big Foot County
Snowed so hard that the roof caved in
Delilah Jones went to meet her God
And the old man never was the same again
Team 1
Athena I had no idea how much I’d need her
In peaceful times I hold her close and I feed her
My heart starts palpitating when I think my guess was wrong
But I think I’ll get along
Athena—The Who
Team 2 -
Janie Jones - The Clash
He’s in love with rock’n’roll woaahh
He’s in love with gettin’ stoned woaahh
He’s in love with Janie Jones
But he don’t like his boring job, no…
oh, and LolaCocaCola:
Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? 
Team 2:
Greta Garbo and Monroe
Dietrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Vogue - Madonna
Team 1
Ethyl’s frigid as an Eskimo pie.
She’s cool in bed,
She’s gotta be 'cuz Ethyl’s dead.
– Alice Cooper, “Cold Ethyl”
Team 2 -
Betty & Dupree, The Grateful Dead (traditional)
Betty told Dupree, honey I want a diamond ring
Dupree said Betty, honey I’ll buy you anything
Team 1
Roxanne
you don’t have to put on the red light
those days are over
you don’t have to sell you body to the night
– The Police, “Roxanne”
Team 2 -
Black Peter, The Grateful Dead
Annie Beauneu from St. Angel
says “the weather down here so fine”
Team 1
Sheila - Tommy Roe
dons bobby-sox and ponytail and sings at the top of her lungs
Sweet little Sheila, you’ll know her if you see herBlue eyes and a ponytailHer cheeks are rosy, she looks a little noseyMan, this little girl is fine
Thank yew…
Thank yew very much!
curtseys
well, you know - with spaces 'n stuff in the lyrics…
Team 2 -
Friend Of The Devil, The Grateful Dead
Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night
The first one’s named sweet Anne Marie and she’s my heart’s delight
Team 1
Angie Baby - Helen Reddy
ANGIE BABY, YOU’RE A SPECIAL LADY
LIVIN’ IN A WORLD OF MAKE BELIEVE … WELL, MAYBE
Okay, so it’s not the deepest lyric in the world:
Team 1
Well, well, well, you just can’t tell
Well, well, well, my Michelle
– Guns 'N Roses, “My Michelle”
Team 2
Into the show tunes again…
Maria - West Side Story
Maria
I just met a girl named Maria…
One of these days, Ripple, you’re going to run out of Grateful Dead songs, and I want to see it.