# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2001 "2021-10-17T13:15:45Z")
Language! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2002 "2021-10-17T15:41:16Z")
Why, you can’t even speak the language. Let me hear you recite Hiawatha by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2003 "2021-10-17T17:22:44Z")
How doth the little crocodile… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2004 "2021-10-17T19:49:06Z")
But the biggest kick I ever got Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2005 "2021-10-17T20:59:58Z")
Finally I’m going to kill Peter Pan… that cocky boy who cut off my hand and fed it to the crocodile! And who killed that cunning crocodile? Who stuffed him? Who made him into a quiet clock? Who went to the other world and stole Pan’s children? And who didn’t believe I could do it? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2006 "2021-10-17T21:36:11Z")
That’s not a knife. [Draws his own.] Now **that’s** a knife. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2007 "2021-10-17T22:06:09Z")
Cut me, Mick. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2008 "2021-10-18T15:14:04Z")
It’s not a … razor cut? _(suddenly)_ Razor, razor, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2009 "2021-10-18T20:30:17Z")
Get a haircut. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2010 "2021-10-18T20:49:36Z")
I like this part when she does that shit with her hsir. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2011 "2021-10-19T02:41:42Z")
I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you _ **don’t** _ let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2012 "2021-10-19T14:38:59Z")
Manners maketh man. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2013 "2021-10-20T01:19:24Z")
“If you just have your ashes hauled, you wouldn’t have to spend all this time playing Emily Vanderbilt!” Or, Emily Van Buren. Whoever that etiquette crotch is! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2014 "2021-10-20T12:10:46Z")
Hey, big spender! Spend a little time with me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2015 "2021-10-20T15:40:16Z")
C’est La Guerre. No jobs. No boys who want to marry you. Only men who want to kill a few hours, 'cause they know it may be their last. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2016 "2021-10-20T23:40:45Z")
I’m in here on a paper manufactures convention, and frankly have a little fun. Damnit ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2017 "2021-10-20T23:59:35Z")
You smell that? Do you smell that? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2018 "2021-10-21T00:22:25Z")
Oh Blanche? You know we’ve got rats in the cellar? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2019 "2021-10-21T02:11:53Z")
I don’t mind telling you, this place is infested. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2020 "2021-10-21T15:13:16Z")
Who in their right mind wouldn’t rather want to put someone in a home, than drag ‘em out of it? Up until three years ago I was a regular ol’ real estate agent, putting people in homes, speculating on property, that was my job. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=102)