# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2021 "2021-10-21T15:27:53Z")
There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2022 "2021-10-21T16:02:49Z")
This is what life looks like. A home, people who love each other. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2023 "2021-10-21T19:43:16Z")
I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2024 "2021-10-21T21:37:54Z")
“Coming, Momma!” I’m choking to death, you moron! You’re too damn slow! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2025 "2021-10-21T23:20:11Z")
Mother! I’ve turned the cooling unit back on. Mother! _The ship will automatically destruct in T minus five minutes._ You… BITCH! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2026 "2021-10-22T01:23:50Z")
30 seconds and counting, Zed. 29, 28, 27, 24, 15, 22… did I… did I say 15? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2027 "2021-10-22T01:54:29Z")
This ship will self-destruct in exactly ten seconds. Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six… – _Six? What happened to seven?_ Just kidding. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2028 "2021-10-22T03:16:46Z")
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2029 "2021-10-22T20:45:38Z")
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, I love you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2030 "2021-10-22T21:24:14Z")
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: one banana, two banana, three banana… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2031 "2021-10-22T21:57:25Z")
Love means never having to say you’re sorry. That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2021, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2032 "2021-10-23T19:33:52Z")
He’s great, he’s the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn’t matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2033 "2021-10-23T19:37:26Z")
[Tracy Lord](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000038/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): [opens the door to address the guests] Good morning. [to the organist] [Tracy Lord](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000038/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Will you stop that racket? Good morning. I’m afraid there’s been a slight hitch. My fiancé that was… that is… he’s decided we should call it a day and I quite agree with him and… oh Dexter, help me please? [C. K. Dexter-Haven](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001078/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Say “two years ago I did you out of a wedding in this house by eloping to Maryland” [Tracy Lord](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000038/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Two years ago I did you out of a wedding in this house by eloping to Maryland. [C. K. Dexter-Haven](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001078/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): “But I hope to make it up to you now by going through with it as originally planned.” [Tracy Lord](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000038/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): But I hope to make it up to you now by… [looks at Dexter, he nods and smiles] [Tracy Lord](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000038/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): by going through with it as originally and most beautifully planned. [C. K. Dexter-Haven](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001078/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): “So, if you’ll just keep your seats a moment.” [Tracy Lord](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000038/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): So, if you’ll just keep your lovely seats a moment… [C. K. Dexter-Haven](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001078/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): “That’s all” [Tracy Lord](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000038/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2021, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2034 "2021-10-23T21:44:07Z")
Ma’am, we are surgeons and we are here to operate. We’re just waiting for a starting time. That’s all. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2021, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2035 "2021-10-23T22:25:33Z")
I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2021, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2036 "2021-10-23T22:40:07Z")
Fellow analysts, psychiatrists, psychologists, and laypeople. Today, I would like to discuss some of the lesser-known aspects of psychobiological therapy. One hundred years ago, psychology was akin to witchcraft. But some of these great people - these giants behind me - gave us… a nice living. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2021, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2037 "2021-10-24T14:03:35Z")
I haven’t seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I’d been going all this time, I’d probably almost be cured by now. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2038 "2021-10-24T15:40:08Z")
For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you’re a wise man, Van Helsing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2021, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2039 "2021-10-24T19:51:27Z")
It is said that Solomon is wise. But no matter how wise he may be, he is still human, with a human weakness. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2021, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2040 "2021-10-24T23:36:53Z")
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