# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2101 "2021-11-08T21:05:22Z")
Lamarr: “Qualifications?” Bart: “Stampeding cattle.” Lamarr: “That’s not much of a crime.” Bart: “Through the Vatican?” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2102 "2021-11-08T22:29:41Z")
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin, keep those dogies rollin’… ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2103 "2021-11-09T15:18:24Z")
We got to open this, this, these offices, and publish this magazine here, ‘American Bitch’. The dog magazine for women and their dogs. Umm, it’s a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2104 "2021-11-09T16:05:45Z")
Rhapsody has two mommies. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2105 "2021-11-09T17:11:40Z")
She’s my sister and my daughter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2106 "2021-11-10T15:29:18Z")
I am your Father ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2107 "2021-11-10T17:14:17Z")
[Mitch Robbins](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000345/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Alright Ed, your best day, what was it, twins in a trapeze, what? [Ed Furillo](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0456124/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): No, I don’t wanna play. [Mitch Robbins](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000345/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): C’mon, we did it. [Ed Furillo](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0456124/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I don’t feel like it. [Mitch Robbins](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000345/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Uh, okay. [pause] [Ed Furillo](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0456124/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I’m 14 and my mother and father are fighting again… y’know, because she caught him again. Caught him… This time the girl drove by the house to pick him up. And I finally realized, he wasn’t just cheating on my mother, he was cheating us. So I told him, I said, “You’re bad to us. We don’t love you. I’ll take care of my mother and my sister. We don’t need you any more.” And he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn’t budge. And he turned around and he left. He never bothered us again. Well, I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That’s my best day. [Phil Berquist](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0827663/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): What was your worst day? [Ed Furillo](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0456124/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Same day. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2108 "2021-11-10T20:51:08Z")
But you can’t hate someone and love them at the same time, can you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2109 "2021-11-10T21:37:57Z")
Oooh, yeaaaaaaah! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2110 "2021-11-10T21:38:14Z")
Offstage I hate her; but, onstage, I’m madly in love with her. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2111 "2021-11-10T22:37:23Z")
You couldn’t kiss me like that if you didn’t mean it! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2112 "2021-11-11T00:24:33Z")
You dirty swine! I never cared for you — not once! I was always making a fool of ya. Ya bored me stiff! I hated ya! It made me sick when I had to let you kiss me! I only did it because ya begged me. Ya hounded me and drove me crazy! And after you kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth — wipe my mouth!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2113 "2021-11-11T01:32:17Z")
…and I cain’t STAN’ him! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2114 "2021-11-11T01:39:59Z")
That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2115 "2021-11-11T01:41:01Z")
That’s my secret: I’m always angry. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2116 "2021-11-11T01:57:12Z")
I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the dirt. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2117 "2021-11-11T17:50:48Z")
Get up from your chairs. Go to the window. Open it. Stick out your head and yell. And keep yelling. First you’ve got to get mad. When you’re mad enough we’ll figure out what to do. Stick your head out and yell, ’I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more.’ ‘I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more.’ ‘I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more.’ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2118 "2021-11-12T00:07:14Z")
Lighten up, Francis. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2119 "2021-11-12T02:42:49Z")
Francis, we are breaking the door down now! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2120 "2021-11-12T04:15:24Z")
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