# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 107
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2121 "2021-11-13T00:14:36Z")
He said we ain’t got no legs! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2122 "2021-11-13T13:43:21Z")
Why do you think I became your choreographer? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2123 "2021-11-13T14:00:11Z")
you’re an amazing dancer, and you’re a great choreographer, but as a boyfriend you kind of suck. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2124 "2021-11-13T15:02:06Z")
Dance 10, Looks 3, that ain’t it, kid. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2125 "2021-11-13T15:59:21Z")
Fuck him! He never picks me! Honey, I _did_ fuck him and he never picks me either. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2126 "2021-11-13T16:28:14Z")
Take me! Come into me! God damn you! Take me! Take me! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2127 "2021-11-13T17:18:37Z")
Bring me my stunt cock. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2128 "2021-11-13T17:36:02Z")
What are you looking at? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2129 "2021-11-13T18:23:45Z")
I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douchebag, but that’s in Ohio. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2130 "2021-11-13T19:17:59Z")
How can I hold that all men are created equal when here before me stands, stinking, the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio? Proof that some men are inferior, endowed by their maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold, pallid slime in their veins instead of hot, red blood! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2131 "2021-11-13T19:23:22Z")
I know you are, but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2132 "2021-11-14T00:09:53Z")
Okay, so not as bad as we expected. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2133 "2021-11-14T15:06:50Z")
What are you talking about? You look great! It’s that haircut that looks awful. If you want the truth, honey, that’s the worst mistake you ever made. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2134 "2021-11-14T15:11:40Z")
Where did you get that dress, it’s awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2135 "2021-11-14T16:36:16Z")
Some people dress 'cause they dress when they dress, But he gets dressed to get dressed. (It’s only a hunch but I’ll bet you a bunch) (He wears suspenders, a belt and a vest,) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2136 "2021-11-14T19:54:07Z")
Go on, make them their dresses. Make them think they’re classy. They’ll still hate you. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2137 "2021-11-14T21:03:04Z")
You think just because you made a little money you can get a new hairdo and some expensive clothes and turn yourself into a lady. But you can’t, because you’ll never be anything but a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2138 "2021-11-15T00:28:51Z")
Well, thanks, but it’s easy to clean up when you got money. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2139 "2021-11-15T16:50:03Z")
To serve people takes dignity and intelligence. But remember, they are only people with money. And although we serve them, we are not their servants. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2140 "2021-11-15T16:57:01Z")
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