# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 109
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2161 "2021-11-20T16:20:05Z")
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2162 "2021-11-21T15:58:43Z")
[faced with a 20th century computer] [Scotty](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001150/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Computer! Computer? [He’s handed a mouse, and he speaks into it] [Scotty](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001150/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Hello, computer. [Dr. Nichols](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0378261/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Just use the keyboard. [Scotty](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001150/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Keyboard. How quaint. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2163 "2021-11-21T16:36:07Z")
I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2164 "2021-11-21T19:44:01Z")
Relax, David. Open your eyes. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2021, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2165 "2021-11-21T23:03:23Z")
You need glasses, Neely. She’s hardly built like a boy. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2166 "2021-11-22T17:48:58Z")
Boy, never kill for fun. Only for food! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2167 "2021-11-22T18:23:53Z")
It was a mercy killing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2168 "2021-11-22T19:38:40Z")
All right, so you’re going to die! But you’re an old man, you’ve lived your life - I haven’t lived mine - mine’s hardly begun. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2169 "2021-11-22T19:45:33Z")
I don’t deserve this… to die like this. I was building a house. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2170 "2021-11-22T19:47:58Z")
Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house, and it killed him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2171 "2021-11-23T22:13:11Z")
I’m not going anywhere. You’re the one that wanted a house. This is it, so just shut up! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2172 "2021-11-23T23:38:28Z")
I’m gonna have to get around to fixin’ that door one of these days. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2173 "2021-11-23T23:55:13Z")
You still didn’t fix the refrigerator. It’s been two weeks now - no wonder it stinks in here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2174 "2021-11-24T16:39:07Z")
Excuse me, ma’am, is your refrigerator running? It is? Well then, you’d better go catch it! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2021, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2175 "2021-11-24T17:03:03Z")
A sphincter says…? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2021, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2176 "2021-11-24T20:37:11Z")
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt? ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2021, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2177 "2021-11-26T12:30:50Z")
Mike Wazowski! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2178 "2021-11-26T20:22:49Z")
I’m totally sleepwalking! Mikey’s sleeping, and walking, he’s totally innocent! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2021, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2179 "2021-11-26T20:37:36Z")
Innocent? Ha! Of what? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2180 "2021-11-27T00:45:01Z")
Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=108) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=110)