# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2221 "2021-12-07T20:53:01Z")
You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid… You just gotta go, “Daddy? Are you sure this is right?” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2222 "2021-12-07T23:12:55Z")
How long did you practice this particular fatherly duty? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2223 "2021-12-08T02:58:52Z")
The whole point was to find a way to practice nuclear war without destroying ourselves. To get the computers to learn from mistakes we couldn’t afford to make. Except, I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2224 "2021-12-08T19:49:37Z")
Joshua. We must have hope. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2225 "2021-12-08T21:51:21Z")
I’ll never give up Hope: he’s my favorite radio comedian. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2226 "2021-12-09T01:49:54Z")
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2227 "2021-12-09T02:49:24Z")
On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of His true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2228 "2021-12-09T15:21:44Z")
I want you to kill Santa Claus. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2229 "2021-12-09T18:14:22Z")
And Mrs. Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2230 "2021-12-09T18:35:24Z")
When the Martians land, will the press have access? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2231 "2021-12-10T17:14:05Z")
Ack ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2232 "2021-12-10T20:10:46Z")
Nonsense! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2233 "2021-12-11T00:53:08Z")
Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you’re the cause of all of this. I think you’re evil. EVIL! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2234 "2021-12-11T16:14:26Z")
People think in terms of good and evil, but really, time is the true enemy of us all. Time kills everything. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2235 "2021-12-11T18:31:29Z")
Who wants to live forever? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2236 "2021-12-11T23:29:24Z")
You don’t have to live forever. You just have to live. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2237 "2021-12-11T23:58:08Z")
Taste death, live life. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2021, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2238 "2021-12-12T00:35:09Z")
Yes! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2021, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2239 "2021-12-12T03:54:43Z")
Life is a cabaret, old chum. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2021, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2240 "2021-12-12T04:08:20Z")
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