# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2021, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2281 "2021-12-21T12:57:12Z")
You have the right to remain silent. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2021, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2282 "2021-12-21T15:52:41Z")
BE QUIET! I order you to be quiet! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2021, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2283 "2021-12-21T16:30:24Z")
[Judge:] Are you trying to show contempt for this court? [Mae West:] On the contrary your honor. I’m tryin’ to hide it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2021, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2284 "2021-12-21T16:43:35Z")
Through my appearance here today . . . I hope that police officers in the future will not experience . . . the same frustration and anxiety that I was subjected to . . . for the past five years at the hands of my superiors . . . because of my attempt to report corruption. I was made to feel that I had burdened them with an unwanted task. The problem is that the atmosphere does not yet exist . . . in which an honest police officer can act . . . without fear of ridicule or reprisal from fellow officers. Police corruption cannot exist unless it is at least tolerated . . at higher levels In the department. Therefore, the most important result that can come from these hearings . . . is a conviction by police officers that the department will change. In order to ensure this . . . an independent, permanent investigative body . . . dealing with police corruption, like this commission, is essential. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2285 "2021-12-21T16:47:23Z")
“Merry Christmas!, movie-house!” (A little holiday cheer for the Movie quotes thread!) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2286 "2021-12-21T23:55:55Z")
“We live in a movie theater?” “No, in the apartment above it.” ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2287 "2021-12-22T07:40:44Z")
C.C. Baxter: It’s not the Picasso I’m calling about, it’s the key to my apartment. You’re supposed to leave it under the mat. Mr. Joe Dobisch: But I did didn’t I? I distinctly remember bending over and putting it there. C.C. Baxter: Oh, I found the key alright. Only it’s the wrong key! Mr. Joe Dobisch: It is? Well how about that. No wonder I couldn’t get into the executive washroom this morning. C.C. Baxter: And I couldn’t get into my apartment! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2288 "2021-12-22T12:26:41Z")
You shall not pass! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2289 "2021-12-22T19:46:08Z")
Listen, your father and I prepped together, went to war together, played golf together. We built this club, he and I. And let’s face it, some people simply do not _belong_. Let’s not… cave in too easy. What do you say, Ty? ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2290 "2021-12-22T23:52:13Z")
We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us, we don’t even belong to each other. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2291 "2021-12-23T00:17:16Z")
Why do you kids live like there’s a war on? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2292 "2021-12-23T01:13:04Z")
They want us to be good little boys now so we can fight some war for them in the future. Some war they’ll decide on. We’d rather fight our own war right now. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2293 "2021-12-23T16:22:39Z")
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2294 "2021-12-23T17:29:24Z")
Listen! Do you smell something? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2295 "2021-12-23T18:19:06Z")
What an incredible smell you’ve discovered! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2296 "2021-12-23T19:13:40Z")
- C.O. Salem: What I resent is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your goddamn fragile sensibilities! Does it? - Jordan O’Neil: No, sir. - C.O. Salem: “No, sir” what? - Jordan O’Neil: The shape doesn’t bother me. Just the goddamn sweet stench. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2297 "2021-12-24T17:21:07Z")
We’re men. That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open. We go on riverboat gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do… and now that is all wrecked. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2298 "2021-12-24T18:45:33Z")
I can’t hear you, I’ve got some thing in my eye ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2299 "2021-12-24T19:03:17Z")
Keep an eye on your roping. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2300 "2021-12-24T20:34:25Z")
(Hey, the quote I quoted got quoted in a quote!) BIP: [Look into my eye.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090605/quotes/?ref_=tt_trv_qu) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=114) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=116)