# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2362 "2022-01-04T22:40:57Z")

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We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2363 "2022-01-05T00:39:04Z")

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Because we’re going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2364 "2022-01-05T22:55:02Z")

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We’re going to make cakes. Dozens of cakes!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2365 "2022-01-06T11:15:20Z")

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I cooked artichokes with Hollandaise sauce which is melted butter that’s been whipped into a frenzy with egg yolks until it’s died and gone to heaven, and let me say this: is there anything better than butter? Think it over: every time you taste something that’s delicious beyond imagining and you say, “What is in this?”, the answer is always going to be, Butter. The day there’s a meteorite heading toward the earth and we have thirty days to live, I am going to spend it eating butter. Here’s my final words on the subject, you can never have too much, butter.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2366 "2022-01-06T11:33:30Z")

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Ethan: You could die of a tragic butter overdose. There could be a rabid grizzly bear hiding inside this very moose lodge waiting to tear your face off.  
Destiny: There could be a python inside.  
Ethan: What if this place is full of monkeys with a deadly virus?  
Destiny: It could be the ghost of Hitler.  
Ethan: What if there’s no gravity in there and you float up and bang your head on the ceiling? And then all the sudden gravity kicks in and you bang your head on the floor.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2367 "2022-01-06T15:38:26Z")

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My wife makes me take off my clothes in the garage. Then she leaves out a bucket of warm water and some soap. And then she douses everything in hand sanitizer after I leave. I mean, she’s overreacting, right?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2368 "2022-01-06T17:14:35Z")

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Bring out your dead!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2369 "2022-01-06T19:49:52Z")

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Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2370 "2022-01-06T19:51:00Z")

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The guy was killed in an auto accident! I looked it up! He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who’s an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that mean, it means he doesn’t have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn’t have a head? He’s got no lips, no vocal cords. What do you want me to do?

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2371 "2022-01-06T19:56:53Z")

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And God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you! That’s flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of the character.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2372 "2022-01-07T04:34:00Z")

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I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors, maybe we’ve got something here.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2373 "2022-01-07T13:26:03Z")

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**Receptionist:**  
How do you write women so well?

**Melvin Udall:**  
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2374 "2022-01-07T19:55:07Z")

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I still don’t know how to work out a poem.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2375 "2022-01-08T00:37:21Z")

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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2376 "2022-01-08T03:16:32Z")

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Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, yeah!

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2377 "2022-01-08T04:44:40Z")

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Would ya just watch the hair? Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2378 "2022-01-08T13:18:29Z")

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Himself: Annette says I’m no fun any more. I’m fun, are you fun?  
Connie: Honey. I’m an amusement park.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2379 "2022-01-08T15:41:23Z")

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To sir, with love. (R.I.P Sidney Poitier)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2380 "2022-01-08T16:02:11Z")

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They call me, Mister Tibbs!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2381 "2022-01-08T16:03:36Z")

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Trinity is still my name.

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