# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 125
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2482 "2022-01-24T22:52:30Z")
I got my report card today. All A’’s, one B. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2022, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2483 "2022-01-24T23:49:14Z")
“C+?” “C+! C+! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!” ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2484 "2022-01-25T02:18:35Z")
Molly: You failed the seventh grade twice. Theo: Rule of threes.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2485 "2022-01-25T15:51:30Z")
“One, two, FIVE!” “THREE, sir!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2486 "2022-01-25T18:31:23Z")
We are… the Three Amigos! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2487 "2022-01-25T19:04:43Z")
Three hearts in the fountain Each heart longing for its home; There they lie in the fountain, Somewhere in the heart of Rome. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2488 "2022-01-25T21:53:37Z")
Del Griffith: All right. Who knows a tune here? Who wants to sing a tune? Who’s got a song? Neal Page: I got one. Del Griffith: You got one. Neal Page has got one (clapping). Neal Page: (singing) Three coins in a fountain, each one seeking - you know this - seeking happiness… Del Griffith: (singing) Three… Neal Page: …Thrown by three hopeful lovers. No? Del Griffith: Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones. They’re the modern stone age family. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2489 "2022-01-25T23:46:13Z")
**A:**"We’re gonna count to three. One… " _(unexpectedly pulls door open, which yanks arrow from leg)_ **B** : _(dazed, in shock)_ “What happened to two?” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2490 "2022-01-26T03:49:17Z")
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2491 "2022-01-26T04:23:05Z")
AK-47 , the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf\*cker in the room, accept no substitutes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2492 "2022-01-26T14:27:22Z")
The first man to raise a fist is the man who’s run out of ideas. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2493 "2022-01-26T14:42:39Z")
I love you. (Woefully under-appreciated movie.) ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2494 "2022-01-26T16:35:57Z")
Maybe it means I don’t love them. Maybe it means I don’t love you, I don’t know. No one’s going to tell me that I don’t like them. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2495 "2022-01-26T19:26:06Z")
Woman: Don’t strike that child! W. C. Fields: Well, he’s not gonna tell me I don’t love him! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2496 "2022-01-26T19:57:04Z")
You have the Gift of Sight. This is a blessing, my child. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2497 "2022-01-26T22:34:24Z")
HMOs will pay for your Viagra, but they won’t pay for your glasses. So you can have a hard-on, but you can’t see where to put it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2498 "2022-01-26T23:24:37Z")
It is all rubbish isn’t it? I mean… transplants, antibodies. We manufacture genes. We can produce birth ectogenetically. We can practically clone people like carrots, and half the kids in this ghetto haven’t even been inoculated for polio. We have established the most enormous medical… entity ever conceived, and people are sicker than ever. We cure nothing! We heal nothing! The whole goddamn wretched world, strangulating in front of our eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2499 "2022-01-27T20:37:50Z")
Whatever you do, whatever happens, remember the people are more important than the system. That’s true in government, they’re fighting a war to prove it. And it’s true in medicine. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2500 "2022-01-27T22:16:22Z")
Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel… funny. No big deal. Irene: What’s it called? Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2501 "2022-01-27T22:28:35Z")
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