# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 130
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2582 "2022-02-13T16:51:40Z")
I can’t stop thinking about that audience tonight. You don’t know what it feels like, Mel, when they’re all applauding and yelling and whistling. They did whistle, didn’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2583 "2022-02-13T17:50:12Z")
If you’re deep in trouble and you don’t know what to do: give a little whistle, give a little whistle. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2584 "2022-02-13T18:01:36Z")
Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you’re chewing on life’s gristle Don’t grumble, give a whistle And this’ll help things turn out for the best ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2585 "2022-02-13T21:09:42Z")
Ted Kramer: I came home to share with my wife one of the five best days of my life, and she tells me that she doesn’t want to live with me anymore! Do you know what she’s done? Margaret Phelps: Yes, she loused up one of the five best days of your life. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2586 "2022-02-13T21:20:48Z")
When Kramer hears about this, the shit’s going to hit the fan! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2587 "2022-02-14T08:53:10Z")
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re going to see some serious shit. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2588 "2022-02-14T16:19:05Z")
I feel the need for speed. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2589 "2022-02-14T20:25:19Z")
Here in Kentucky is the Blue Grass Country where champions are born. Black, beige and chestnut. Glorious creatures. Born to run and keep on running. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2590 "2022-02-14T22:31:31Z")
Feet, don’t fail me now! ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2591 "2022-02-14T22:52:45Z")
Hello, dog. What do you want, eh? You like my feet, do you? Have your fill and away you go. Feet are considered a delicacy among certain animals, you know. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2592 "2022-02-15T16:55:17Z")
Honey, I’d rather eat out of the garbage. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2593 "2022-02-15T21:01:25Z")
_(reading)_ _Three little kittens love to play They had fun in the sun all day Then their mother came out and said, “Time for kittens to go to bed.”_ _(looks up)_ Wow, this is garbage! You actually _like_ this? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2594 "2022-02-15T21:59:54Z")
VLADIMIR Moron! ESTRAGON That’s the idea, let’s abuse each other. _They turn, move apart, turn again and face each other._ VLADIMIR Moron! ESTRAGON Vermin! VLADIMIR Abortion! ESTRAGON Morpion! VLADIMIR Sewer-rat! ESTRAGON Curate! VLADIMIR Cretin! ESTRAGON _(with finality)_ Crritic! VLADIMIR Oh! ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2595 "2022-02-15T22:03:32Z")
Sir, it seems that you’re are a no better a judge of human beings than you are a specimen of one. Just on a brief inventory I’d say you could use yourself a shave and a better disposition. And lastly, if you don’t mind me aspersing your friends… a better class of drinking buddies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2596 "2022-02-15T22:12:37Z")
I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon, madam. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2597 "2022-02-16T16:33:38Z")
God is dead! Satan lives! ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2598 "2022-02-16T22:31:39Z")
The devil makes more sense than God does. It’s good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff. Maybe God is there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they’re gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2599 "2022-02-16T22:37:24Z")
There’s a reason for everything. There’s always a plan. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2600 "2022-02-16T22:40:57Z")
I love it when a plan comes together, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2601 "2022-02-17T00:03:44Z")
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