# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2602 "2022-02-17T13:18:15Z")

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We’re on a mission from God.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2603 "2022-02-17T14:22:22Z")

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I’m here on the Lord’s work, Mrs. Snell; spreadin’ the gospel of God’s salvation through Christ’s blood

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2604 "2022-02-17T15:39:39Z")

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Well, looks like your prayers straightened everything out.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2605 "2022-02-17T15:49:53Z")

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Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh… and blood!

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2606 "2022-02-17T21:51:03Z")

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Bone of the father, unwillingly given…  
Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed…  
Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken…  
The Dark Lord shall rise again!

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2607 "2022-02-17T22:22:21Z")

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It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2608 "2022-02-18T17:29:56Z")

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You are all my children, and you’re lost because you follow blind leaders. These false gods, systems of the weak, they’ve ruined my world. No more.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2609 "2022-02-18T17:36:21Z")

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He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2610 "2022-02-18T17:46:03Z")

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He was born in front of a live audience.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2611 "2022-02-18T17:52:08Z")

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And now, the star of our show, the kamikaze of comedy! Fasten your seat belts, put on your crash helmets; because here he comes… Mr. Saturday Night… Buddy Young, Junior!

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2612 "2022-02-18T22:16:31Z")

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I watch the stock market channel all the time… I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun… he can bullsh\*t everybody else, but he ain’t fooling me.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2613 "2022-02-19T00:57:49Z")

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They’re always after me lucky charms.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2614 "2022-02-19T19:16:56Z")

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Cereal? I’ve been drinking coffee since I was three.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2615 "2022-02-19T23:12:18Z")

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Three little maids from school are we.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2616 "2022-02-19T23:25:57Z")

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Blossom! Bubbles! Buttercup!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2617 "2022-02-20T01:18:24Z")

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Great. Just great. I ask for three hard-nosed nurses and they send me Park Avenue debutantes.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2618 "2022-02-20T03:32:58Z")

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Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid’s chest and get out to the golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. Ham and eggs will be all right. Steak would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2619 "2022-02-20T05:40:54Z")

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Americans spend $125 billion a year on health. More than defense. Because Americans believe in medical care. These great hospital complexes are the cathedrals of our age. Billions of dollars, thousands of beds. A whole nation of sick people turning to us for help.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2620 "2022-02-20T11:42:23Z")

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Always the same. People come. People go…nothing ever happens.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2621 "2022-02-20T15:10:45Z")

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If this is the best they’ve got around here, in six months we’ll be running this planet.

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