# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2662 "2022-02-25T22:07:49Z")

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Helen, you’ve been the victim of an alcoholic Pearl Harbor. It’s amazing you survived at all.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2663 "2022-02-25T22:09:06Z")

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I’ll drink to that!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2664 "2022-02-25T23:54:15Z")

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Bart, are you drinking whiskey?

I’m troubled.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2665 "2022-02-26T15:27:23Z")

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Poor me, poor me, pour me another.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2666 "2022-02-26T16:47:51Z")

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I was born a poor black child.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2667 "2022-02-26T19:02:53Z")

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I’m bleck and I’m prood.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2668 "2022-02-26T23:00:37Z")

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He’s one hoopy frood.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2669 "2022-02-27T16:03:33Z")

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The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human… sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2670 "2022-02-28T22:23:32Z")

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But, you’re always so suspicious. Whenever you see a man you immediately think, well, you know.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2671 "2022-02-28T23:29:55Z")

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You’re the first woman I’ve ever met who said yes when she meant yes.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2672 "2022-03-01T20:46:52Z")

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But, don’t you think we ought to… oh… kiss or something?

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2673 "2022-03-01T23:16:34Z")

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I like to watch.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2674 "2022-03-01T23:41:18Z")

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Who watches the watchmen?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2675 "2022-03-01T23:49:46Z")

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And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2676 "2022-03-02T20:44:27Z")

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“I’m sorry, it’s broken.”

“No it’s not. It worked perfectly!”

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2677 "2022-03-02T22:59:03Z")

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I once fixed a door that wasn’t even broken yet.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2678 "2022-03-02T23:12:05Z")

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No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north, _[looks at Jack’s sword]_  
And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2679 "2022-03-02T23:15:43Z")

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The Great Gonzo: I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets.  
Long John Silver: Talking… parrots?  
Bad Polly: What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what’s next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2680 "2022-03-02T23:23:53Z")

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Please keep off the grass  
Shine your shoes, wash your… face  
Duloc is, Duloc is,  
Duloc is a perfect place

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2681 "2022-03-03T14:48:40Z")

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We dine well here in Camelot  
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

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