# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2722 "2022-03-09T19:34:46Z")

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That kid’s been stoned since the third grade

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2723 "2022-03-09T20:36:39Z")

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When he was 14, he taught me the three-card trick. That’s growing up fast.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2724 "2022-03-10T20:11:43Z")

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As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2725 "2022-03-10T20:29:15Z")

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My congratulations: no one likes you any more.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2726 "2022-03-11T01:53:38Z")

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[Navin R. Johnson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000188/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Well I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need _you_. I don’t need anything. Except this.

[picks up an ashtray]

[Navin R. Johnson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000188/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): And that’s the only thing I need is _this_. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball… And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all _I_ need. And that’s _all_ I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one… I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I’m some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That’s all I need.

[walking outside]

[Navin R. Johnson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000188/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.

[Navin R. Johnson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000188/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): [outside now] And I don’t need one other thing, except my dog.

[Shithead growls at him]

[Navin R. Johnson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000188/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I don’t need my dog.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2727 "2022-03-11T09:23:51Z")

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All I need is some tasty waves and a cool buzz and I’m fine.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2728 "2022-03-11T19:02:24Z")

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Ride The Wild Surf

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2729 "2022-03-11T19:55:18Z")

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First we’ll teach you how to surf.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2730 "2022-03-11T21:10:19Z")

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That’s not ALL they’ve been teaching her.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2731 "2022-03-15T20:07:55Z")

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When you sing, you begin with do, re, mi.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2732 "2022-03-15T22:15:17Z")

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Do’s a dear, a female deer!

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2733 "2022-03-15T23:34:47Z")

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Faster! Faster, Bambi! Don’t look back! Keep running! Keep running!

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2734 "2022-03-16T00:33:14Z")

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I’d keep playing. I don’t think the heavy stuff’s going to come down for quite a while.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2735 "2022-03-16T03:16:59Z")

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Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2736 "2022-03-16T13:27:41Z")

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Isn’t this a lovely day to be caught in the rain?

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2737 "2022-03-16T14:28:55Z")

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Could be worse.  
How?  
Could be raining.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2738 "2022-03-16T16:05:54Z")

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By George, she’s got it! By George, she’s got it! Now once again, where does it rain?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2739 "2022-03-16T17:51:58Z")

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Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2740 "2022-03-16T19:53:52Z")

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You’re gonna stay right here and get a bellyful of flying. You’re gonna make every mission. You’re not air exec anymore. You’re just an airplane commander.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2741 "2022-03-16T21:15:57Z")

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And if you screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh\*t out of Hong Kong!

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