# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/261 "2020-09-27T17:03:05Z")

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He’s not the messiah; he’s a very naughty boy!

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/262 "2020-09-27T18:30:34Z")

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What a naughty boy he is! Do you know why he’s called ‘Buffalo Bill’? Please tell me, the newspapers won’t say.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/263 "2020-09-27T21:49:13Z")

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You really want to know?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/264 "2020-09-27T23:39:06Z")

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OK, I’m gonna tell ya! You had the talent to become a good fighter, but instead of that, you become a legbreaker to some cheap, second rate loanshark!

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/265 "2020-09-28T00:57:13Z")

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I coulda been a contender!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/266 "2020-09-28T02:12:30Z")

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I’m gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I’m gonna make him suffer. I’m gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat… He’s a nice, a nice kid. He’s a pretty kid, too. I mean I don’t know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/267 "2020-09-28T02:29:24Z")

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I’m gonna get medieval on your ass.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/268 "2020-09-28T13:58:11Z")

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Bill S. Preston: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.

Ted “Theodore” Logan: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian…

Ted “Theodore” Logan: [with Bill] …MR. GENGHIS KHAN! [All the students applaud wildly for Khan]

Ted “Theodore” Logan: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman’s Sporting Goods.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/269 "2020-09-29T15:54:36Z")

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Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space!

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/270 "2020-09-30T00:35:35Z")

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bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/271 "2020-09-30T02:13:25Z")

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I have had… enough… of YOU!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/272 "2020-09-30T16:08:11Z")

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I’m a baaad boy.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/273 "2020-09-30T21:55:26Z")

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Maybe you’re getting restless. You should relax more.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/274 "2020-10-01T15:43:41Z")

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Do nothing. Be still. Sleep. Rest in the arms of the Dragon. Dream.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/275 "2020-10-02T17:44:32Z")

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I know you. I walked with you once upon a dream.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/276 "2020-10-02T20:05:55Z")

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Tonight, I’ll show you how dreams are prepared. People think it’s a very simple and easy process but it’s a bit more complicated than that.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/277 "2020-10-02T22:57:49Z")

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Mm, I see. So, Jane, what you do here, in effect, is count boners.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/278 "2020-10-05T20:07:38Z")

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Hey, cowboy, is that a ten gallon hat or are you just happy to see me?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/279 "2020-10-05T20:57:52Z")

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Uh, well, sir, I ain’t a f’real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/280 "2020-10-05T21:03:28Z")

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I know a whore when I see one. How much?

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