# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2882 "2022-04-15T15:14:59Z")

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Dr. Verboven: Jack, Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being.  
Jack McDermott: Stay out of my psychosis!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2883 "2022-04-15T16:39:34Z")

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Prove to me that your divine: change my water into wine.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2884 "2022-04-15T17:30:06Z")

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Don’t ask questions like that up in wine country. They’ll think you’re some kind of dumbshit, OK?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2885 "2022-04-17T22:54:38Z")

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Sit down. You know I’m glad you asked me that question.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2886 "2022-04-18T12:50:53Z")

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Baravelli, this is the finish: how much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2887 "2022-04-18T17:27:26Z")

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Down there I sell whiskey and cards. All you can buy up these stairs is a bullet in the head. Now which do you want?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2888 "2022-04-18T18:59:45Z")

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Don’t worry about me, kid. I just got outta prison, not college.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2889 "2022-04-18T19:01:16Z")

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What we have here is a failure to communicate.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2890 "2022-04-19T14:55:06Z")

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Obviously you don’t understand. What you’re really doing is denying one of your children the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life! How sad that is. Good afternoon.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2891 "2022-04-19T18:43:59Z")

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Don’t be kind to me, father. It doesn’t become you.

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2892 "2022-04-19T23:13:07Z")

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Reverend Joshua Sloan: Vengenance is mine sayeth the Lord.  
Cable Hogue: Well, that’s fair enough with me… just as long as he don’t take too long and I can watch.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2893 "2022-04-20T00:33:42Z")

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**Charlie ‘Dirtwater Fox’ Malloy:**  
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Now let’s not get carried away with blood lust. Where is our cup of human kindness? Where’s it runneth to?

**Cowboy:**  
It runneth right up your ass, that’s where it’s runneth to! Somebody get a rope!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2894 "2022-04-20T13:49:01Z")

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When you hit the end of the rope… your muscles lose control. I’m afraid I’ll mess myself.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2895 "2022-04-20T14:52:40Z")

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You won’t lose your pants. Your life maybe but, what’s that?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2896 "2022-04-20T19:49:02Z")

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All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2897 "2022-04-21T16:00:35Z")

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Yyyyyyyup, just a little bit of pixie dust.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2898 "2022-04-21T19:17:50Z")

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Thimbletack, what happens if goblins get the book?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2899 "2022-04-21T22:33:34Z")

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I’ll drop dead.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2900 "2022-04-22T08:30:44Z")

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“Hey, Schultz, _sprechen Sie Deutsch_?”  
“_Ja_?”  
“Then droppen Sie dead!”

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/2901 "2022-04-22T13:22:57Z")

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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

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