# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3042 "2022-05-28T19:35:59Z")
“Don’t worry too much, anything is possible in Turkey” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3043 "2022-05-28T20:45:43Z")
Joey, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison? ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3044 "2022-05-29T09:42:15Z")
To the Turks, everything is “shurla burla”, which means “like this, like that”. You never know what will happen. All foreigners are “ayip”, they’re considered dirty. So is homosexuality, it’s a big crime here, but most of them do it every chance they get. There are about thousand things that are “ayip”, for instance, you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that’s intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That’s what they call Turkish revenge. I know it must all sound crazy to you, but this place is crazy. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3045 "2022-05-29T14:48:15Z")
You mean to tell me that everyone in here is gay? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3046 "2022-05-29T19:41:25Z")
He hit Bunny! Get them girls! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3047 "2022-05-29T19:59:46Z")
“Sly bunny.” “Dumb fox!” “You know you love me.” “_Do_ I know that? Yes. Yes, I do.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3048 "2022-05-30T05:15:37Z")
“I love you.” “I know.” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/kdlRmWd_R7A/maxresdefault.jpg "Han Solo & Leia - I Love You, I Know (HD)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdlRmWd_R7A) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3049 "2022-05-30T19:25:58Z")
I hate you. I loathe you. I despise you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3050 "2022-05-30T21:39:30Z")
You vermin! You slime ball in a sea of pus! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3051 "2022-05-30T22:19:18Z")
You know, you keep on refusing me, and one of these days I’m going to start thinking you’re stubborn ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3052 "2022-05-31T01:56:44Z")
Maitre D : And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. Mr Creosote : No. Maitre D : Oh sir! It’s only a tiny little thin one. Mr Creosote : No. F@ck off - I’m full… Maitre D : Oh sir… it’s only wafer thin. Mr Creosote : Look - I couldn’t eat another thing. I’m absolutely stuffed. Bugger off. Maitre D : Oh sir, just… just one… Mr Creosote : Oh all right. Just one. Maitre D : Just the one, sir… voila… bon appetit… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3053 "2022-05-31T15:27:40Z")
Have a little priest. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3054 "2022-05-31T18:20:13Z")
Soylent Green is made out of people. They’re making our food out of people. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3055 "2022-05-31T18:47:20Z")
Hey Gramp? I’ve got green hair. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3056 "2022-05-31T22:24:12Z")
It’s because I’m green, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3057 "2022-05-31T22:45:22Z")
I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3058 "2022-06-01T11:48:35Z")
Beware of the green eyed monster. If you love the girl, you must have faith in her. You must trust her - implicitly. And, listen, kid, if you catch her at it again, give her a kick in the pants and go find yourself another babe. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3059 "2022-06-01T15:28:33Z")
A man can lie, steal… and even kill. But as long as he hangs on to his pride, he’s still a man. All a woman has to do is slip - once. And she’s a “tramp!” Must be a great comfort to you to be a man. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3060 "2022-06-01T19:55:30Z")
Do I look like a hussy? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3061 "2022-06-01T21:47:18Z")
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