# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 157
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3122 "2022-06-20T23:07:06Z")
Now I came down here to see Juntao, 'cuz he told me to come down here, 'cuz I’m his half-brother from Beijing. He and I got the same mama. I’m Blackinese! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3123 "2022-06-21T01:26:41Z")
Where’s Poppa? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3124 "2022-06-21T18:17:00Z")
He’ll be home on Friday. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3125 "2022-06-22T14:21:06Z")
No wonder you’re late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3126 "2022-06-22T17:58:26Z")
That’s, uh, a very nice watch. Do you mind if I try it on? I think it would suit me. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3127 "2022-06-23T13:01:18Z")
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery,he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3128 "2022-06-23T13:41:30Z")
But you are gonna have to stick your head between your legs to tell the time. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3129 "2022-06-23T18:31:12Z")
It’s my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can’t you understand that? All’s I’m sayin’ is that I want to be treated like a human being! I fought for my country! I am a Vietnam veteran! I fought for my country! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3130 "2022-06-23T20:20:26Z")
Big fat hairy deal. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3131 "2022-06-24T00:01:23Z")
Get in mah belly! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3132 "2022-06-24T01:01:22Z")
Fellows, let’s be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish… And I’m not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3133 "2022-06-24T13:20:43Z")
Kiss me, my girl, before I’m sick ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3134 "2022-06-24T14:29:02Z")
Speak to me like you do in your letters. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3135 "2022-06-24T22:07:18Z")
Draw me like one of your French girls. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3136 "2022-06-24T22:45:56Z")
I’ve seen a few. They’re pretty raw. I mean, French subtitles over a bare bottom doesn’t necessarily make it art. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3137 "2022-06-24T22:53:30Z")
I make art until someone dies. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3138 "2022-06-25T12:48:34Z")
You know, people don’t always like the way they look in my paintings. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3139 "2022-06-25T13:36:20Z")
If people would just look at the paintings, I don’t think they would have any trouble enjoying them. It’s like looking at a bed of flowers, you don’t tear your hair out over what it means. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3140 "2022-06-25T14:02:54Z")
Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three paintings, displayed here for the first time. Each is a collectors’ item in its own way - not because of any special artistic quality, but because each captures on a canvas, and suspends in time and space, a frozen moment of a nightmare. (TV movie, sue me. 😄) ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3141 "2022-06-25T15:47:02Z")
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