# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3162 "2022-06-30T21:31:41Z")

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Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there’s been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee, only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3163 "2022-07-01T14:33:31Z")

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I think he’s representative of the human spirit, of what’s possible. That you have a choice. “And this has been my choice, to give you Sugar Man”. Now, have you done that? Ask yourself.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3164 "2022-07-01T15:20:52Z")

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You will be assimilated.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3165 "2022-07-01T16:30:46Z")

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I’ve given up trying to assimilate. I’ve got to get back to my own kind!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3166 "2022-07-01T19:05:44Z")

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I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell 'em you’re Jewish, okay?

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3167 "2022-07-01T22:49:33Z")

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She doesn’t look Druish to me.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3168 "2022-07-01T23:23:09Z")

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Are you bluish? You don’t look bluish.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3169 "2022-07-02T15:03:09Z")

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Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t COLOR-BLIND!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3170 "2022-07-02T17:34:43Z")

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All will be well in the garden.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3171 "2022-07-02T19:08:30Z")

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Kingsfoil? That’s a weed.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2022, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3172 "2022-07-03T13:43:52Z")

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What do you call this? Is this not a plant? If you have a problem with my plants, I can always call my landscape architect! Solved!

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2022, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3173 "2022-07-03T13:52:01Z")

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Seymour Krelborn: Look, you’re a plant, an inanimate object.  
Audrey II: Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I can’t do anyhing I want?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3174 "2022-07-04T15:38:39Z")

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Seymour Butts. Never get tired of that one.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3175 "2022-07-04T15:45:25Z")

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Vanity… definitely my favorite sin.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3176 "2022-07-04T21:06:20Z")

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I think you’re way prettier than she is.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3177 "2022-07-04T21:26:40Z")

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I really like your sister.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3178 "2022-07-04T22:23:39Z")

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I’ll bet you five bucks that I fuck your sister before you fuck my sister.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3179 "2022-07-05T00:19:10Z")

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This turns into a nun’s bar, I’m outta here.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3180 "2022-07-05T17:17:05Z")

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I’m going to the little nun’s room.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3181 "2022-07-05T22:43:04Z")

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