# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 165
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3282 "2022-08-02T22:40:13Z")
Oh Lord, please don’t burn us, don’t grill or toast your flock, don’t put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock, don’t braise or bake or boil us, or stir-fry us in a wok. Oh please don’t lightly poach us, or baste us with hot fat, don’t fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat. And please don’t stick thy servants Lord, in a rotissomat. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3283 "2022-08-03T05:07:22Z")
Only please, Brer Fox, please don’t throw me into the briar patch. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3284 "2022-08-03T15:29:04Z")
Oh,please, Mr.bar-room brawler, don’t hurt me or anything like that. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3285 "2022-08-03T16:04:03Z")
Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3286 "2022-08-03T17:32:12Z")
Uh-uh, don’t shoot him. You’ll only make him mad. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3287 "2022-08-03T20:16:28Z")
I’m afraid of him! I’m afraid of him! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3288 "2022-08-04T01:38:24Z")
Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3289 "2022-08-04T11:19:44Z")
All right, I’ll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I’ll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I’m going in there. There’s only one thing I want you fellows to do. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3290 "2022-08-04T14:02:01Z")
Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3291 "2022-08-04T15:59:29Z")
Even the innocent sometimes burn at the stake. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3292 "2022-08-04T16:49:36Z")
I will be damned forever, I have burnt a saint! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3293 "2022-08-04T17:38:52Z")
You have to be a very good, and usually very dead person to become a saint. And more importantly, you need to work three miracles. Now, get to work. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3294 "2022-08-04T20:02:07Z")
That’s right… This world… is cruel. It hit me that living was like a miracle. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3295 "2022-08-04T20:23:23Z")
It’s A Wonderful Life ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3296 "2022-08-05T01:53:03Z")
Ah, that’s _GREAT_! THAT’S JUST _GREAT_! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW, HUH? YOU’RE CERTIFIABLE, QUINT, YOU KNOW THAT? YOU’RE CERTIFIABLE! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3297 "2022-08-05T12:17:49Z")
We all go a little mad sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3298 "2022-08-05T19:04:00Z")
Have I gone mad?’ ‘I am afraid so, you are entirely bonkers. but I will tell you a secret… all the best people are. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3299 "2022-08-06T02:52:39Z")
He’s positively pixilated! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3300 "2022-08-06T13:10:27Z")
You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3301 "2022-08-06T13:25:57Z")
If I lose today, they can commit me for a year. Sixty days before the year is up, the hospital can ask to retain me. If I lose again, I’m gone for another year. And from then on, it’s two-thirds of the maximum sentence, which comes out to be 16 or 17 years, and that’s without a trial. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=164) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=166)