# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3342 "2022-08-16T23:28:05Z")

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I love the smell of napalm in the mornin!g

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3343 "2022-08-17T14:56:59Z")

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Good morning, Miss Dove.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3344 "2022-08-17T16:06:05Z")

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You ever take a dump made you feel like you’d just slept for twelve hours?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3345 "2022-08-17T16:55:34Z")

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I don’t wish to know that!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3346 "2022-08-18T17:58:43Z")

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So you flunked all your practice exams, huh? Every one?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3347 "2022-08-18T20:42:45Z")

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If you want to pass this course, you gonna have to earn it, 'cause I have no problems, not one, failing each and every one of you.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3348 "2022-08-19T13:42:24Z")

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Junior, you’re so stupid they had to burn down the school just to get you out of third grade.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3349 "2022-08-19T13:55:29Z")

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I was sure I was going to get that scholarship. My dad of course was sure I wasn’t. When I didn’t, he was real understanding, you know. He loves to do that. He loves to be understanding when I fail.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3350 "2022-08-19T20:50:54Z")

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```
No wonder everyone calls you
Failure Face

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3351 "2022-08-19T23:52:59Z")

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I love your funny face, your sunny, funny face.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3352 "2022-08-20T13:51:07Z")

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Hey Mickey, you crazy son of a bitch, if I had a dog like you I’d put a bag over it’s head, yes I would, yes I would.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3353 "2022-08-20T18:48:04Z")

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[Mickey attacks the broom with an axe in murderous fury.]

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3354 "2022-08-20T20:37:36Z")

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Vic is a sick prick, Mick.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3355 "2022-08-20T22:45:15Z")

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She’s a doctor.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3356 "2022-08-21T00:52:51Z")

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Don’t touch me, I’m a doctor.

Of what?

Music.

Can you fix a hi-fi?

No, sir.

Then shut up!

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3357 "2022-08-21T02:29:27Z")

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Marian Paroo: Professor Harold Hill. Gary Conservatory of Music, gold medal class of '05. Harold, there wasn’t any Gary Conservatory of Music in '05.

Harold Hill: Why, there most certainly w…

Marian Paroo: Because the town wasn’t even built until '06. I tore this page out of an Indiana Journal. I was going to use it against you, but now I give to you with all my heart.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3358 "2022-08-21T18:50:27Z")

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[  
**Angela:**  
She said you were a bad guy. You don’t seem like a bad guy.  
**Roy:**  
That’s what makes me good at it.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3359 "2022-08-21T19:38:30Z")

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I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3360 "2022-08-21T19:43:51Z")

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“- Charles Ferry: How was it?

- Skylar: Very interesting. I’ve never been kissed by a [sociopath](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/misanthropy/) before.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3361 "2022-08-21T19:57:40Z")

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Under the brilliant surface, I suspect all kinds of ugly secrets and everyone knows and pretends not to.

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