# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 176
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3502 "2022-09-26T13:27:23Z")
You want the solution to inflation? Hi, friends. Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we’re lowering inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by blowing the living shit out of high prices. Yes sir. Here’s an example. It’s a 1972 Cadillac Coupe DeVille, for sixty-two ninety-nine. That price is too high. [shoots the car] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3503 "2022-09-26T15:49:41Z")
We are Marshall! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3504 "2022-09-26T22:37:36Z")
Sweety, no double earrings. You’re a state cheerleader, not a state HOOKER! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3505 "2022-09-27T14:59:11Z")
[Veronica Sawyer](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000213/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you? [Heather McNamara the Cheerleader](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0266170/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Probably. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3506 "2022-09-28T14:51:40Z")
Everyone needs approval, Joe. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3507 "2022-09-28T16:38:52Z")
"You should _never_ jump out of a moving truck! Why, I shouldn’t even be standing _up!"_ “YOU HAVE… MY PERMISSION! Just this once. Now COME ON!” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3508 "2022-09-30T14:46:02Z")
Not too bad for a kid without his license, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3509 "2022-10-01T21:39:14Z")
In ten years from now, any car with an internal combustion engine will be a collectible. _The American President_ [1995] ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3510 "2022-10-02T12:43:23Z")
The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love. It is his passion. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3511 "2022-10-02T15:00:34Z")
You don’t understand what happens, do you? They make ten thousand cars, they make them exactly the same way, and one or two of 'em turn out to be something special. Nobody knows why. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3512 "2022-10-02T17:26:50Z")
I need to ask you for a very special favor. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3513 "2022-10-03T02:48:37Z")
Shhhh! I’m trying to use the _phone_! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3514 "2022-10-03T17:18:15Z")
_(clicks shoe heels together, and a knife blade extends out from the toe)_ “In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3515 "2022-10-03T17:20:42Z")
Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3516 "2022-10-04T18:34:27Z")
It is easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye than for a rich man to enter Heaven. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3517 "2022-10-04T20:38:13Z")
[Chaplain](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Let us praise God. O Lord… Congregation: O Lord… [Chaplain](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): …Ooh, You are so big… Congregation: …ooh, You are so big… [Chaplain](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): …So absolutely huge. Congregation: …So absolutely huge. [Chaplain](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Congregation: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You. [Chaplain](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and… Congregation: And barefaced flattery. [Chaplain](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): But You are so strong and, well, just so super. Congregation: Fantastic. [Humphrey](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Amen. Congregation: Amen. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3518 "2022-10-05T02:26:20Z")
My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they _love_ me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3519 "2022-10-05T18:18:01Z")
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, it’s truly a real honourable experience to be here this evening a very wonderful and emotional moment for all of us, and I’d like to sing a song for all of you: [sings] It’s Christmas in Heaven: all the children sing It’s Christmas in Heaven Hark hark those church bells ring’ It’s Christmas in Heaven The snow falls from the sky… But it’s nice and warm and everyone Looks smart and wears a tie It’s Christmas in Heaven There’s great films on TV… ‘The Sound of Music’ _twice_ an hour And ‘Jaws’ I, II, _and_ III There’s gifts for all the family There’ toiletries and trains… There’s Sony Walkman Headphones sets And the latest video games! It’s Christmas It’s Christmas in Heaven Hip hip hip hip hip hooray Every single day Is Christmas Day! It’s Christmas It’s Christmas in Heaven Hip hip hip hip hip hooray Every single day Is Christmas Day!’ [ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3520 "2022-10-05T20:23:04Z")
A pastor’s family are in a special category. We are uh… Well, It’s as if we walked a sort of tightrope. Balancing with one foot on earth and one foot already in heaven. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3521 "2022-10-05T23:43:41Z")
Once, last Christmas. The letter said “Daughter, read 1st Kings, Chapter 21 Verse 23.” I looked it up. It said “And the dogs in the street shall eat Jezebel.” My old man and his Bible [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=175) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=177)