# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/341 "2020-10-28T02:20:55Z")
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/342 "2020-10-28T14:13:18Z")
We’ve got an blind date with Destiny, and it looks like she ordered the lobster. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/343 "2020-10-29T23:11:13Z")
Oh come off it, MAJOR! You put me right off my fresh fried lobster, do you realize that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/344 "2020-10-29T23:46:04Z")
It’s only a wafer thin mint. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/345 "2020-10-30T16:06:37Z")
It’s only a model. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/346 "2020-10-30T20:09:54Z")
Why do you hate models, Matilda? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/347 "2020-10-31T01:47:34Z")
You probably think I’m beautiful, Dr. Roberts, but I’m not. I have lots of defects to fix. I have a list right here. My nose is .2 millimeters too narrow. And my cheekbones are .4 millimeters too high. And my chin has a little .1 bump here. And my areola distance is 5 millimeters. And I have a mole here on my ribs. So I need plastic surgery. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/348 "2020-10-31T14:52:04Z")
Right! I’ll go get a plastic knife. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/349 "2020-10-31T20:46:48Z")
You all love twisting the **knife** into one another. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/350 "2020-10-31T23:04:30Z")
Cow… another cow. Actually, I think that was the same one. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/351 "2020-11-01T01:37:37Z")
I’m happier 'n a tornado in a trailer park! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/352 "2020-11-02T23:43:18Z")
Clap along if you feel that happiness is the truth. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/353 "2020-11-03T00:15:22Z")
Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/354 "2020-11-03T19:10:30Z")
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/355 "2020-11-03T20:33:50Z")
Listen—do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/356 "2020-11-03T20:46:40Z")
Khan! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/357 "2020-11-03T21:17:45Z")
Shh! I’m trying to use the phone! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/358 "2020-11-04T13:12:20Z")
…if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you? … You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/359 "2020-11-04T13:34:46Z")
That’s a big “no can do”. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/360 "2020-11-05T00:24:04Z")
Would you come over here, please? That’s it, c’mere Francine. What do we do? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=19)