# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 181
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3602 "2022-10-30T19:48:57Z")
[Marvin](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000614/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I’ve been talking to the main computer. [Arthur](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0293509/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): And? [Marvin](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000614/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): It hates me. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3603 "2022-10-30T21:30:52Z")
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3604 "2022-10-30T21:59:50Z")
Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, scrotum head. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3605 "2022-10-30T22:35:39Z")
Hi, Bandit. Hi, Frog. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3606 "2022-10-31T12:03:44Z")
Well, thank you Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you’re the goddamnedest pursuee I’ve ever pursued. Where are you, you sumbitch? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3607 "2022-10-31T14:51:34Z")
But it is my day! It is, my “friend”. After three, long terrible years it is AT LAST my day! I will not permit, “repeat,” not permit anything…“repeat” anything to spoil it. Now, I will walk you to the gate, and then I will kiss you goodbye! And you will drive off in your new car which should rightfully be mine, and then I will have my interview with the sanity commission, and they will set me free! And then… I will kill you! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3608 "2022-10-31T15:01:31Z")
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3609 "2022-10-31T19:04:59Z")
Don’t be negative. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3610 "2022-10-31T21:15:57Z")
Oh, right. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3611 "2022-10-31T22:29:38Z")
[Blond Treehorn Thug](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0671032/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): [holding a bowling ball] What the fuck is this? [The Dude](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Obviously, you’re not a golfer. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3612 "2022-10-31T22:54:17Z")
“Fuck.” “Shit.” These are highly technical golf terms; You’re using them on your first lesson. This is promising. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3613 "2022-10-31T23:53:10Z")
Sex and golf are the two things you don’t have to be good at to enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3614 "2022-11-01T05:01:08Z")
I couldn’t help myself … . > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die. [https://img.ifunny.co/images/afde1941e4c308393b67361d1f3fa70f9729fe26180d3b1d3aa52c77eab84e5e\_1](https://img.ifunny.co/images/afde1941e4c308393b67361d1f3fa70f9729fe26180d3b1d3aa52c77eab84e5e_1). _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3615 "2022-11-01T14:28:41Z")
Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3616 "2022-11-02T22:55:46Z")
“Sir, you are no gentleman.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3617 "2022-11-03T00:59:22Z")
He’s a sheep in sheep’s clothing. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3618 "2022-11-03T19:00:24Z")
[![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.2685cb87c9a312a12ece9873be570c1e?rik=X90w%2flCmkx7YmQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.2685cb87c9a312a12ece9873be570c1e?rik=X90w%2flCmkx7YmQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) Here, go in disguise. I don’t want anyone know what I’m planning. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3619 "2022-11-03T22:38:41Z")
It’s so crazy, it just might work! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3620 "2022-11-04T00:14:03Z")
I am the man who is robbing your casino. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3621 "2022-11-04T01:50:15Z")
Butch, you know if it were my money, there’s nobody I’d rather have steal it than you. But I’m still in the employ of Mister E.H. Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=180) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=182)