# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3622 "2022-11-04T12:27:48Z")

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It is a great pleasure to see you all here today. It is my hope that the same courage, spirit, and honor, which has brought us together, will one day restore this Union. May God bless us all.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3623 "2022-11-04T12:56:30Z")

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We who are about to die, salute you.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3624 "2022-11-04T14:37:35Z")

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I don’t mind being killed, but I resent hearing it from a character whose head comes to a point!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3625 "2022-11-04T18:28:19Z")

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Where did you put my wife?

She’s dead, sir. They took her to the morgue.

The morgue? She’ll be furious!”

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3626 "2022-11-04T18:47:11Z")

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Hold the phone, Chuck. We got all that space down at the morgue. All those cars. All that time at night. Nobody watching us. We could handle things for your next door neighbor and all of her girl friends right out of the morgue!

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3627 "2022-11-04T19:49:12Z")

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You silly twisted boy.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3628 "2022-11-05T00:00:40Z")

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You know, in the short time we’ve been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you’re morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3629 "2022-11-05T00:23:54Z")

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Claire Keesey: So what do you do for work?

- Doug MacRay: Boston Sand and Gravel, I [break](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/breaking/) rocks. Punch the ticket at the end of the day, slide down the back of a Brontosaurus like Fred Flintstone, call it a night.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3630 "2022-11-05T13:22:04Z")

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That Barney Rubble! What an actor!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3631 "2022-11-05T14:21:23Z")

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And so there I am on the first day, on the set, and there’s this guy f\*\*\*\*\*\* me from behind, right, and there’s these two huge guys dressed like cops in my mouth at the same time and I remember thinking to myself, "I like acting. I wanna study.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3632 "2022-11-05T15:15:01Z")

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Actors are not animals! They’re human beings!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3633 "2022-11-05T17:10:00Z")

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Soylent Green is people!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3634 "2022-11-05T19:20:05Z")

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Let’s do lunch. My people will talk to your people.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3635 "2022-11-05T20:39:04Z")

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Lunch is for wimps.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3636 "2022-11-05T22:37:47Z")

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What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3637 "2022-11-05T23:17:26Z")

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It’s only a wafer-thin mint.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3638 "2022-11-06T01:25:06Z")

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Orange Tic-Tacs are Bleeker’s one and only vice.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3639 "2022-11-06T03:31:19Z")

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I am Doctor Bunsen Honeydew, And this is my assistant, Beaker. We live here in this ghost town protecting useful inventions. Come on in! Welcome to my Labratory.

Please don’t touch anything.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3640 "2022-11-06T16:04:25Z")

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**Kay** : Do you remember the little red button?  
**Jay** : _[warily]_ Yeah…  
**Kay** : Push the little red button.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2022, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3641 "2022-11-06T16:20:23Z")

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— Red. I might have known it would be red.  
— It’s pink, Mama.

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