# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3682 "2022-11-10T16:04:49Z")
I haven’t seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3683 "2022-11-11T01:13:00Z")
You’re not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - “Look, man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tailpipe!” See, that’s more natural for us. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3684 "2022-11-11T16:11:13Z")
I’m Chiquita Banana and I’ve come to say Bananas have to ripen in a cartain way. When they are flecked with brown and have a golden hue Bananas taste the best and are the best for you. You can put them in a salad (your salad). You can put them in a pie–yie; Any way you wanna them, It’s impossible to beat them. But… bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical Equa-a-a-ator So you should never put bananas… in the refrigerator. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3685 "2022-11-11T17:29:24Z")
John, I’m glad you called. Listen, I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup, and he says that for 20 bananas, he’ll provide evidence that John Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3686 "2022-11-11T18:22:53Z")
We gotta save Kong! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3687 "2022-11-11T19:19:48Z")
It wasn’t airplanes, it was beauty killed the beast. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3688 "2022-11-11T19:43:00Z")
It may be the dawning of suspicion, but, the fact that the airplane is faster than the horse, does not necessarily prove that the world is getting any better. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3689 "2022-11-12T17:54:29Z")
If we don’t end war, war will end us. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3690 "2022-11-12T19:14:33Z")
What would they say about me? “He died in a place he didn’t need to be, in a battle over something he doesn’t understand, in a country that meant nothing to him.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3691 "2022-11-12T19:36:46Z")
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3692 "2022-11-12T19:51:41Z")
Manchester, England, England! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3693 "2022-11-12T20:13:33Z")
England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship, is England. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3694 "2022-11-12T22:03:07Z")
How did you ever get command of a ship? I realize in wartime they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel, but where did they ever scrape you up? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3695 "2022-11-12T22:18:23Z")
Pirate. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3696 "2022-11-12T22:26:08Z")
You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3697 "2022-11-13T02:11:57Z")
You’re a smart boy, Roberts. But I know how to take care of smart boys. I hate your guts, you smart college guys! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3698 "2022-11-13T19:28:42Z")
You know something? When I was studying law, and Mr. Keefer here was writing his stories, and you, Willie, were tearing up the playing fields of dear old Princeton, who was standing guard over this fat, dumb, happy country of ours, eh? Not us. Oh, no, we knew you couldn’t make any money in the service. So who did the dirty work for us? QUEEG did! And a lot of other guys - tough, sharp guys, who didn’t crack up like Queeg. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3699 "2022-11-13T22:16:29Z")
Disillusionment is what little heroes are made of. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3700 "2022-11-13T23:13:00Z")
Queequeg, such behavior isn’t Christian. In fact, it’s downright pagan and heathenish. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3701 "2022-11-13T23:27:30Z")
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